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Dhimmicrats meet with HAMAS

Posted by GunnyG© on Thursday, December 07, 2006 8:07:11 PM

   HAMAS terrorists and their allies in the Dhimmicrat Party met with the Dhimmicrats who expressed interest in relations with the Palestinian terror group even if it want to destroy Israel and kill the Jews, a Palestinian news website claimed today.

Maannews quoted a source in the Hamas-led Palestinian Authority stating the terror group felt it important to meet with members of the Democratic Party since, the Hamas source said, the party will likely win 2008 presidential elections. Maannews is an independent Palestinian news website based in Ramallah and Bethlehem. Sources close to the website told WND the site receives some funding from the governments of Denmark and the Netherlands.

According to the report, the alleged meeting with the Democrats took place in a European country following a series of preliminary meetings with representatives from the British and French governments. (Probably in Froganistan.)
 
Notable quotes from those involved are below:

1.  The terrorists told WND an electoral win for the Democrats would prove to them Americans are "tired." They rejected statements from some prominent Democrats in the U.S. that a withdrawal from Iraq would end the insurgency, explaining an evacuation would prove resistance works and would compel jihadists to continue fighting until America is destroyed.

2. "Of course Americans should vote Democrat," Jihad Jaara, a senior member of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades terror group and the infamous leader of the 2002 siege of Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity, told WND last month. "This is why American Muslims will support the Democrats, because there is an atmosphere in America that encourages those who want to withdraw from Iraq. It is time that the American people support those who want to take them out of this Iraqi mud," said Jaara, speaking to WND from exile in Ireland, where he was sent as part of an internationally brokered deal that ended the church siege.

Jaara was the chief in Bethlehem of the Brigades, the declared "military wing" of Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas' Fatah party.

3. Muhammad Saadi, a senior leader of Islamic Jihad in the northern West Bank town of Jenin, said the Democrats' talk of withdrawal from Iraq makes him feel "proud." "As Arabs and Muslims we feel proud of this talk," he told WND. "Very proud from the great successes of the Iraqi resistance. This success that brought the big superpower of the world to discuss a possible withdrawal."

4. Abu Abdullah, a leader of Hamas' military wing in the Gaza Strip, said the policy of withdrawal "proves the strategy of the resistance is the right strategy against the occupation."
 
5. Abu Ayman, an Islamic Jihad leader in Jenin, said he is "emboldened" by those in America who compare the war in Iraq to Vietnam. "[The mujahedeen fighters] brought the Americans to speak for the first time seriously and sincerely that Iraq is becoming a new Vietnam and that they should fix a schedule for their withdrawal from Iraq," boasted Abu Ayman. (THANK YOU APPEASER like Cindy Sheehan, Quagmire Ted, Hanoi John, Cut and Run Murtha.)

6. In a recent interview with CBS's "60 Minutes," House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, stated, "The jihadists (are) in Iraq. But that doesn't mean we stay there. They'll stay there as long as we're there."

7. Islamic Jihad's Saadi, laughing, stated, "There is no chance that the resistance will stop." He said an American withdrawal from Iraq would "prove the resistance is the most important tool and that this tool works. The victory of the Iraqi revolution will mark an important step in the history of the region and in the attitude regarding the United States." Jihad Jaara said an American withdrawal would "mark the beginning of the collapse of this tyrant empire (U.S.)."

America's Dhimmicrats, working overtime to bring America down.
      
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Surrender Monkeys Migrate!

Posted by GunnyG© on Thursday, December 07, 2006 6:39:55 PM
   Well, who'd a thunk it? It is starkly appearent that Surrender Monkeys migrated from France to the USA this week, possible aboard a French freighter carrying a load of Brie to the Dhimmicrat's plantation at Chappaquiddick Teddy's compound in Taxachusettes.
 
   This event was reported by the New York Post, appropriately on Pearl Harbor Day.

 The geezers yammer and mewl.

* In Iraq, U.S. troops said they didn't believe that Baghdad's own forces were prepared yet to take over security, and questioned whether GIs could come home in 2008, as the report urged.

Translation: The folks INCOUNTRY know more than the political scumbags back in the States. Was Quagmire Ted consulted? How about Cut and Run Murtha?

Critics said the study was foolish to suggest pressuring the Iraqi government to do more when it's not yet capable.

"Simply calling for a weak and divided Iraqi government to act in the face of all the forces that are tearing it apart is almost feckless," said Anthony Cordesman of the Center for Strategic and International Studies. "It comes far too close to having the U.S. threaten to take its ball and go home if the Iraqis do not play the game our way."

Translation: That is how the Dhimmicrat's lost Vietnam to the commies. They played around, getting 1,000 Americans killed a MONTH, and then cut off funding and ran home. Cutting and running is what Dhimmicrats do best.

It calls for direct talks with Syria and Iran - two nations the Bush administration believes are fomenting the violence in Iraq. The talks would be part of a regional diplomatic offensive that would also seek solutions to the Israeli-Palestinian clash and the conflict in Lebanon.

"If we don't talk to them, we don't see much progress being made," Hamilton said at a press conference on Capitol Hill. "You can't look at this part of the world and pick and chose which countries you're going to deal with."
 
Translation: "We're gonna get on our knees and beg them to stop like the weasely vermin we are. We opposed squashing them three years ago and now we're gonna whimper like good little Dhimmis do. We're gonna deal with terrorists like Carter did back in 79.

Israeli officials were alarmed with a line in the report that said a negotiated peace with the Palestinians should address their "right of return." That's a highly controversial demand, rejected by Israel, for all Palestinian refugees and their descendants to be allowed to return to Israeli land.

Translation: Dhimmicrats hate the Jews. Just ask Der Fuerher Hitlary, she calls them "K*kes, Hymies, etc. They'll sell the Jews down the river just like FDR helped sell Czechoslovakia to Hitler in 39, calling it a triumph for peace. I guess unless you happened to be a Czech citizen.

"The report underscores the message the American people sent one month ago. There must be change and there is no time to lose," Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid (Nev.) told reporters.

Translation: I need to get the public eye off of my scamming on those land deals with this stupid statement. In other words, we're gonna run from Iraq like a raped ape. After all, we're Dhimmicrats. 

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Liberals start run on Burkhas

Posted by GunnyG© on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 8:15:55 AM
   Well, the liberals in America today flooded the Islamic apparel site, Burkhas R Us, and shut down the site through their massive influx of orders after hearing the exhortations of Iranian President Baba-looie Ahmadinejad who stated that the West must "follow the path of God or "vanish from the face of the earth".

   Baba-looie stated yesterday: "these oppressive countries are angry with us ... a nation that on the other side of the globe has risen up and proved the shallowness of their power. Let them order their burkhas NOW or we will slice their heads off like heads of cabbage!"

   After he uttered these prophetic words, liberals from the Left Coast and the State of Hanoi John Kerry flooded Burkhas R Us with their orders. (Baba-looie) "They are angry with our nation. But we tell them 'so be it and die from this anger'. Rest assured that if you do not respond to the divine call, you WILL become our Dhimmis and WILL Burkhas and veils as our slaves. We WILL enslave your boy-children and use them for our fun, as we have for centuries." 

   The webmaster for Burkhas R Us stated later that: "I have asked for Allah to send me a dozen new servers so that I can process all of the liberal's orders for Burkhas and veils. We've also added fifteen new Dhimmi slaves from the DNC to load the trucks." He also stated that he has processed orders like a Super Jumbo sized Burkha for noted libstain Rosie O'Donnell and another for Hitlary Clinton. He added, "well, we had to let out the...well, the rear portion, of Madam Hitlary's Burkha. Our largest could not cover that and after fitting her, praise be to Allah, I was able to cover it. It was not a pretty sight."

   The webmaster is now in a purification mosque run by the DNC in order to "cleanse" his mind from the horrid sight of her "pork" butt. 

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France: Iran to Face Sanctions

Posted by GunnyG© on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 7:42:51 AM
   The foreign minister of France, located on the growing continent of Eurabia, stated today that Iran will face sanctions over its refusal to halt its nuclear program. 

   "The question is about the scope of sanctions but there will be sanctions," Philippe Douste-Blazy said on RTL radio. His ministry said Tuesday that closed-door talks in Paris had made "substantive progress" but failed to reach an accord on a resolution to punish Iran for defying demands that it cease enriching uranium. 

   Phillippe declared that France is thinking of holding its collective breath if Iran doesn't stop making nuclear weaponry. "We're gonna hold our breath until we turn blue if Ahmadinejad keeps making us mad. I mean, you should have seen the fit that Jockstrap chIRAQ threw yesterday when I told him that Iran told us to shove the accord where the sun don't shine. He was all over the floor, feet kicking, fists pounding, and tears shooting out of his eyes. It was ugly."

   Iranian nutjob, Baba-looey Ahmadinejad had this to say: "France can hold their breathe until they pop. We don't care. In fact, we're done changing their diapers since they're so full of sh*t that it's a 24/7 job for us. No more. We are gonna create the bestest bombs and then the Euro-PEE-ons will kneel before us. WE KNOW that they WANT TO and THEY KNOW that they want to, it's just a matter of time before they become our Dhimmi-slaves." 

   Jockstrap chIRAQ later took his ball and went home from the conference when the Iranian foreign minister, Hackup A Loogie, stuck his tongue out at the French leader and Ahmadinejad mocked him by repeating every word he said. As Jockstrap chIRAQ walked away, Baba-looey Ahmadinejad laughed and said: "nyah, nyah, boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo."

More on this as it develops.  
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Drain the Swamp Red Nancy!

Posted by GunnyG© on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 7:12:13 AM

   Well, well. It appears that a DEMOCRAT is violating the law down in Georgia. It's called AIDING AND ABETTING A CRIMINAL and that is what this pile of cow flop is doing.

   This idiot is a Georgia State Senator and is MARRIED to an ILLEGAL ALIEN! Her name is: Sascha Herrera. She was to be deported, as she SHOULD HAVE BEEN but guess what? Daddy Money bags had packed off her to an unknown location! 

   BTW, Head Moron Thompson is also a supporter of illegal aliens. Gee, you think? Could it be that he's banging one? A liberal breaking the law, SAY IT AIN'T SO JOE!

   In a written statement issued on Wednesday, State Senator Curt Thompson, 37, a Democrat, said his wife, Sascha Herrera, 28, missed an immigration-related court hearing in February 2005. Mr. Thompson said notices about an asylum application that had been mistakenly filed on her behalf had been sent to the wrong address, causing her to miss the hearing. (cough) BULLSH*T! (cough)

   Let's analyze that. You're here in the States ILLEGALLY. You KNOW that you have to go to court. You don't hear from the courts in a reasonable amount of time so you kinda just forget about it. You don't bother to FREAKING CALL AND CHECK UP ON YOUR STATUS!?

   Not to mention that the gutless sack of pus below gives a WRITTEN statement and nothing in person. What a puke.
 I think we should allow the whole world here. That way I can buy more votes.

   The scoop:

Because Ms. Herrera did not appear in court, a federal judge issued a deportation order in February 2005, Charles H. Kuck, Ms. Herrera’s immigration lawyer, said on Friday.

Mr. Kuck said Mr. Thompson told him that his wife was not at the couple’s home when Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents arrived on Tuesday to take her into custody. Mr. Kuck would say only that Ms. Herrera was in a safe place. (Must be nice to be able to break the law at will and not suffer any consequences.)

So here's the gouge:

  1. Curt Thompson's wife is officially an illegal alien.
  2. She has been an illegal alien since February 2005.
  3. It has taken 1 year and 9 months to actually serve a deportation to the wife of a known individual.
  4. Curt Thompson has had 1 year and 9 months to attempt to clear up this situation ahead of time, yet chose to "wait and see" and is now whining.

And the Immigration Service's response?
 
   Marc Raimondi, a spokesman for Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Washington, said he could not comment on the specifics of Ms. Herrera’s case. Generally, Mr. Raimondi said, “People who are here legally are very, very careful about their immigration status.” Of the couple’s claims of ignorance about the notices, he said, “It sounds like a lot of song and dance.”

More like a LOAD OF SMELLY BULLSH*T!

Well, Sashcha turned herself in on Tuesday after being in hiding for quite some time (ALMOST TWO YEARS!). Oh yeah, and guess what? A Federal judge ordered her case to be REOPENED! Yep, after violating immigration laws, the wife of a DEMOCRAT PPUBLIC SERVANT is getting special treatment. Must be nice to be a rich, white, liberal politician.

If you want to email Curt Thompson and let him know what you think of this illegal activity his email address is curt.thompson@senate.ga.gov

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One Muslim Speaks Out

Posted by GunnyG© on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 12:44:11 PM
   One Muslim has spoken out about the violence of Islam and actually issued a letter about it. His name is Jamal Miftah and he lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Jamal is a LEGAL immigrant from Pakistan and he WAS a member of the Islamic Center of Tulsa Mosque. He wrote a letter into the Tulsa World OP-ED section on 29 Oct 06, with predictable results. Here is his letter:
Because of lack of knowledge of Islam, Muslim youth are misguided into believing by the so-called champions of the cause of Islam that the current spate of killings and barbarism, which has no equal in the recent civilized history, is jihad in the name of Islam. They are incited, in the name of Islam, to commit heinous crimes not pardonable by any religion and strictly forbidden in Islam....

Even mosques and Islamic institutions in the U.S. and around the world have become tools in [Al-Qaeda's] hands and are used for collecting funds for their criminal acts. Half of the funds collected go into the pockets of their local agents and the rest are sent to these thugs.

They are the reason for branding the peaceful religion of Islam as terrorism. The result, therefore, is in the form of Danish cartoons and remarks/reference by the Pope.

I appeal to the Muslim youth in particular and Muslims of the world in general to rise up and start jihad against the killers of humanity and help the civilized world to bring these culprits to justice and prove that Islam is not a religion of hatred and aggression.

I appeal to the Muslim clerics around the world that, rather than issuing empty fatwas condemning suicide bombing, they should issue a fatwa for the death of such scoundrels and barbarians who have taken more than 4,267 lives of innocent people in the name of Islam and have carried out more than 24 terrorist attacks on civilian installations throughout the world. This does not include the chilling number of deaths because of such activities in Iraq and Afghanistan, which is well over 250,000.

I appeal to al-Zawahri and his band of thugs to hand themselves over to justice and stop spreading evil and killing innocent humans around the world in the name of Islam. Their time is limited and Muslims of the world will soon rise against them to apprehend them and bring them to justice.

   Okay, WHAT were the predictable results you ask from his condemnation of Islamofascist violence?

  1. Jamal was given the boot from his mosque.
  2. Death threats from around the world.
  3. Threats of violence (simply azz-kicking, maybe a head stomp or two).
  4. Being called an apostate for criticizing Islam in front of pork-eating infidels.

   The guy calls for the cessation of violence and the peaceful religion of Islam retorts with threats of violence and death. He sounds like more of an American than our scumbag homegrown versions like Murtha, Red Nancy, and Gwyneth Paltrow.

   Jamal Miftah has a set and DESERVES to be an American. I'd like to ship a few hundred of our limp-noodle libscum to Pakistan to replace him! How did he respond to the Islamofascists? A H*LL of a lot better than the squirming maggots in the Dhimmicrat Party would have. Read on:

 "I am Jamal Miftah and I stand by what I have written. America is great country and so its people and I hope and pray that one day justice is done to the victims of 9/11, no matter what Mr. Kabbani, the Imam of Tulsa mosque or Mr. Abu Waleed, the spokesman for Islamic Society of Tulsa feel or say. God bless America."

I'd stand with this dude against the Libsurgents.
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Muslims use Libs tactics

Posted by GunnyG© on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 8:06:45 AM
    The Muslims are taking a page from the Liberal's playbook by calling for the removal of Dennis Prager from his post, due to his remarks on the Koran, in regards to MINNESOTA DHIMMICRAT Ellison using it to swear in with.

    Prager stated: "Insofar as a member of Congress taking an oath to serve America and uphold its values is concerned, America is interested in only one book, the Bible. If you are incapable of taking an oath on that book, don't serve in Congress," Prager wrote, adding that using the Koran "undermines American civilization."

    And guess what? HE is RIGHT! The Koran is a mish-mash of hatred and violence and IN IT, it offers us INFIDELS ONLY THREE CHOICES under Islamic rule.

1. Convert.
2. Accept Dhimmi Status. (INTENSE DISCRIMINATION FROM MUSLIMS)
3. Death.

    The sacks of crap at CAIR had this to say: "No one who holds such bigoted, intolerant and divisive views should be in a policy-making position at a taxpayer-funded institution that seeks to educate Americans about the destructive impact hatred has had, and continues to have, on every society."

    This is straight out of the liberal's playbook in that, anyone who factually attacks your position, platform, stance, issues, etc, MUST BE DENOUNCED AND REMOVED before they can educate the masses as to what the REAL ISSUES ARE! 

    So far, America is STILL waiting for CAIR to denounce Islamofascist violence worldwide as well as 9-11. Time to DEPORT THESE scumbags.

   
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Liberals Hold Candlelight Vigil

Posted by GunnyG© on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 7:22:56 AM
    Yesterday, Liberals amassed in San Francisco's Josef Stalin square to hold a candlelight vigil for America's terrorist Juan Valdez Padilla.
 "Check out my disco glasses!"

   One liberal fantic, Nastasha P, said: "How dare the Imperialistic Running Dogs keep this hero of the Left locked up like that?" Another liberal screamed out, "Free Mumia, Free Tookie, Free Palestinian terrorists worldwide!"

   Red Nancy Pelosiovich was on hand to work the crowd into a feeding frenzy with screams and howls into a megaphone! Her screechs were heard as far away as Oakland.
 "I OWN THE CONGRESS! SOCIALISM FOR ALL!"

   Red Nancy exhorted the crows with yells of: "Bush sucks" and "Free welfare for all!" She also went to state that her goal in the Congress was to cripple all American businesses and gayify the US military to the point where entire units can be homos. "It would be like Woodstock only cooler," she uttered. "Our soldiers need never be lonely again. Imagine a military where no ones retires since they'd hate to leave their buddy's behind."

   Of course Hillary Clinton could not miss the gathering,
 "I already PARDONED 4 terrorists!"

and neither could Presidential wannabe, Obama Osama, who rushed from the hospital (Severely bruised lips. See below story).

 "Hey George, sorry about the azz-kissing. I was just so overwhelmed to be around a man of your moneybags, oops, stature.

   Lastly, noted Gun Grabber, Dianne Feinstein made her last minute appearance and declared, "we're gonna free our imprisoned brother, Johnny "Taliban John" Lindh and we're gonna do it now!" The leftist crowd howled with glee.
 "I got my GAT! I got my finger on the trigger! Makes me feel like the old days when we trained along the Ho Chi Min trail with AK's just like this one!
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Kofi Annan Declared Insane

Posted by GunnyG© on Monday, December 04, 2006 10:10:17 AM
   Kofi Annan was declared insane today and confined to the loony-bin located in the bowels of the United Nations building at Turtle Bay, NY, after declaring the following early Monday morning, 4 Dec, 2006. From his failures in Ghana to the UN watched slaughter at Srebnijca to the NO UN RESPONSE slaughter of 1,000,000 Rwandans to the Oil-for-Food bribe scam, Kofi Annan no longer can display his abject stupidity.

   First of all, last week, when asked by reporters whether the fighting in Iraq could be considered a civil war, Annan said "almost." (Almost only counts in HORSESHOES and HAND GRENADES!)

   The world's leading Socialist elite bureaucrat regurgitated this nugget of intelligence: "I think given the developments on the ground, unless something is done drastically and urgently to arrest the deteriorating situation, we could be there. In fact we are almost there," he said last week.

   In the BBC interview, Annan agreed when it was suggested that some Iraqis believe life is worse now than it was under Saddam Hussein's regime.

"I think they are right in the sense of the average Iraqi's life," Annan said. "If I were an average Iraqi obviously I would make the same comparison, that they had a dictator who was brutal but they had their streets, they could go out, their kids could go to school and come back home without a mother or father worrying, 'Am I going to see my child again?"

   THAT has GOT to be the dumbest thing that this writer has read since I read Madam Hitlery's MANDATORY Health Care Plan back in 1993. The fact that the daughters of Iraqi's were abducted to be raped, tortured, and murdered by Queasy and Nauseous, Saddam's now DEAD AND ROTTING spawn (thanks to the US military) escapes this idiot.

   Moron Annan blabbed on: "And the Iraqi government has not been able to bring the violence under control. The society needs security and a secure environment for it to get on—without security not much can be done—not recovery or reconstruction."

   WELL NO FREAKING SCREAMIN EAGLE SH*T! Maybe they can't get the violence under control because the Iranians keep supplying the foreign terrorists and al-Qaeda fighters in Iraq. Maybe they can't get the violence under control because the NY Slimes and other liberal media outlets keep fanning the flames by running BULLSH*T stories like Koran's being flushed at Gitmo and panties being worn on the noggings of terrorists at Gitmo...for 88 STRAIGHT DAYS!

   He urged the international community to help rebuild the country, saying he was not sure Iraq could do it on its own. (I guess the US military is just playing with themselves huh Moron Annan?)

THANKFULLY, Moron Annan's term as secretary-general ENDS 31 Dec 06.

U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan is seen at the United Nations European headquarters in Geneva in this November 20, 2006 file photo. Annan said Iraq was in the grip of a civil war as U.S. and Iraqi forces attacked insurgent bases in a bid to shore up the authority of a government itself riven by factional rivalries. REUTERS/Denis Balibouse "I shoulda held out for more bribe money from Saddam. If I'd ONLY have KNOWN that he'd crumble, I'd have hit him for another 10 MILLION!"
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Der Fuerher Cometh

Posted by GunnyG© on Monday, December 04, 2006 7:41:18 AM
   Der Fuerher Hitlary Clinton swooped in on Broomstick One yesterday and announced that she would run for the Presidency in 2008. 
 
   "HURRY UP D*MMIT! MY HAND IS BURNING!"

    
   However, many Americans remember her as the Socialist Co-President of the Clinton Administration that was marked by the most scandalous actions of any Administration in American history. Her bid for forced health care that would have been a huge boondoogle on Americans was thankfully defeated by then clear-thinking Republicans who had seized the Congress from scumbag liberals.

   Hitlary Clinton already has a core of presidential campaign veterans on her staff (the same ones who worked for Gore and Hanoi John Kerry) and about $10 million left in the bank from her Senate campaign that can be converted to a presidential campaign. She also has her husband, former President Bill Clinton, as her main political adviser. (interns included?)

   Some of her more notable scandals include:

  1. Hillary Clinton's Senate Campaign has been forced to return $20,000 received from a convicted Cuban drug smuggler, Juan Jose Cabrera. Such friends she has. Interestingly, it has also been revealed that of 665 contributors to her New York Senate campaign, only 17, or 2%, are New Yorkers! The rest? Well at least one of them was Cabrera, currently in jail.
  2. Reports reveal that just two years before she moved to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Mrs. Clinton was paid $101,630 for services rendered, from an agency funded in part by New York State taxpayers. The first lady's windfall came as a result of a sweetheart deal between her Little Rock lawfirm, Rose Law, and New York's National Center on Education and the Economy.
  3. Whitewater.
  4. Filegate.
  5. Panther Power...It would not be a New York campaign if some Hillary opponent failed to spotlight her affiliations with radical causes, specifically during her Yale Law School days. While that "too liberal for too long" stuff may have been played out by the D'Amato-Finkelstein team, somebody will have to dredge up Hillary's 1970 advocacy on behalf of Black Panther Bobby Seale, then on trial
    in New Haven for murdering a suspected snitch. (Seale was acquitted.) Might work well when Giuliani or Lazio is receiving the endorsement of some police fraternal organization.
  6. Getting FOUR FALN terrorists pardoned so that she could win the P.R. vote in NYC.
  7. Her FAR TOO THE LEFT Master's Thesis, kept under LOCK AND KEY at Wellseley College. It can be read with Hitlary's permission only! Must be pretty radical.

 Noted FORMER Hillary advisor Vince Foster, who was murdered before he could testify against Hitlary on Whitewater, could not be reached for comment.
image "Vote for me or I'll flick this booger at you!"
Go to fullsize image Hidden Camera shot in the men's room at the Senate.

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Arlington Heroes Sigh in Relief

Posted by GunnyG© on Monday, December 04, 2006 7:14:43 AM
   Residents in Arlington Cemetery, a pantheon of heroes, sighed in relief to today, so audibly that the sound was heard for several miles of around. One rider on the Metro said: "Man, you could just hear the relief in that sigh. It was if a huge load was taken off of their shoulders."

   What created the stir in the resting place of thousands of America's finest, all who gave some and some who gave all, in their service to this great nation? The worst President in America's history has decided NOT to be buried there.

   Pacifist loser Jimmy "The Spineless" Carter said he hopes to be buried on the grounds of his home in Plains, Georgia. The ex-President, whose administration's incompetence was measured by the "misery-index", a term coined during Carter's reign of H*ll.

   The only President who met with KGB agents to try and enlist their help to beat The Great Communicator in 1980 vomited during a three-hout live C-Span 2 interview: "Plains is special to us, I could be buried in Arlington Cemetery or wherever I want, but my wife was born here and I was born here. Plains is where our hearts have always been," he said.

   Carter said there are also plans for a funeral in Washington as well as a brief display of his body in Atlanta. (The faster they plant this turd, the better it'll be.)

   Carter will be remembered for such things as:
  1. High unemployment.
  2. The LOWEST morale in the military since Valley Forge.
  3. Allowing the Shah to fall.
  4. Allowing the Ayatollah Khomieni to take over thus ensuring Iran would be ruled by fanatical mullahs.
  5. Letting the Russian take Afghanistan w/o doing anything about it other than boycotting the Olympics thus punishing US Citizens who had spent YEARS training for their event.
  6. Letting terrorists seize the US Embassy in Tehran.
  7. Forbidding the Marines to defend the Embassy against the terrorists, one of whom was AHMADINEJAD!
  8. High Gas Prices.
  9. Gas Rationing.
  10. Closure of numerous US Oil Refineries due to his concern for the environment.
  11. Leaving US Citizens in an Iranian prison for 444 days.
  12. Forcing the US military to mount an ad hoc joint mission doomed to failure.
  13. Forbidding an air strike on a downed helo thus allowing TOP SECRET material to fall into the Iranians/Soviets hands.
  14. Wearing a f*ggy sweater on TV and telling Americans to get used to having less.
  15. Being scared by a swamp wabbit.

   Seance holder and noted psychic Ms Cleo stated that she has had many messages of interred heroes at Arlington lately with one Marine stating to her: "Keep that sack of crap outta here, no one here wants that gutless traitor b*stid!"
 
   An Army hero spoke to her in her dreams, she declared yesterday and had this to say: "You bury that maggot here, we're gonna push his casket out of the ground. We soundly reject the commie-loving gutless sack of pus!"

 "Here I am Castro and Chavez. Need an fraudulent election verified? Your azzes kissed? The US bashed? Bush bashed? I'm ready."

Hear Karter take a P!MP SLAP on CSpan. Well deserved too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBaDfue_Rys
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Another Limo Libdolt Barfeth

Posted by GunnyG© on Saturday, December 02, 2006 7:02:18 PM
     Another moron whose acting skills are about as good as Anne Heche burped up some pablum yesterday. Limousine Liberal and bobblehead Gwyneth Paltrow feels dinner talk is far more interesting in Britain than back in the United States.

"I love the English lifestyle, it's not as capitalistic as America. People don't talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner," she told "NS," the weekend magazine supplement of daily Portuguese newspaper Diario de Noticias on Saturday. (Maybe that's because the government TAKES 80% of what they earn, forces them to use mandatory substandard health care, and 50% of the country is on the dole (welfare). So why bother talking about what you don't have?) 

"I like living here because I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans," the 34-year-old added. (Yep, Gywneth, they sure are world leaders and technological innovators. After all, they invented the computer, the internet, the nuclear bomb, the telephone, the car, etc, etc....NOT! And they were so civilized that they colonized half the globe and seized Ireland, still holding a portion of it today.)

She said having US pop star Madonna, 48, who married British film director Guy Ritchie six years ago, nearby was another advantage to living in London. (Sure, having an anti-Christian wh0re living close-by is always a bonus.)

"She's like an older sister. Everything I have gone through, she went through ten times worse and ten times longer. She gives me good advice about how to say no and take care of myself," said Paltrow. (Madonna says NO? When? Word has it that a lot of guys in the sports world have hit that, not to mention a lot of women. Yeah, Madonna is sooooo moralistic and proper.)

Thanks Gywneth for proving that you're just another moron, who got a lucky break, and has to bash the United States. Well guess what azzhat? Please, go to the below site and follow the simple directions. You won't be missed you moron. Try putting your MONEY where you mouth is.

http://travel.state.gov/law/citizenship/citizenship_776.html

 Merry Christmas moron.

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How Dhimmicrats Win Elections

Posted by GunnyG© on Friday, December 01, 2006 11:09:47 AM
   I wonder why I can't find THIS JEWEL on the mainstream media outlets? Maybe it's because it is about a Dhimmicrat EX-Mayor CAUGHT CHEATING. Before I go to far, Dhimmicrat Congcritter Rick Boucher runs this district. Kinda makes ya wonder.

   To task.
 
   In the INTENSELY DHIMMICRAT town of Wise, Virginia, there lurked a mayor who bought votes with beer, cigs, PORK RINDS, and probably a few scratch and win lotto tickets. He pleaded guilty to TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY-THREE FELONIES that INCLUDE VOTE-RIGGING and CORRUPTION!











"I coulda been a sombody! I wuz robbed!"

Ben Cooper (D)

WISE, Va. —  The former mayor of a tiny coal town who prosecutors say masterminded a scheme to buy votes with beer, cigarettes and even pork rinds, pleaded guilty Thursday to 243 felonies, including vote-rigging and corruption.

Wise County Circuit Judge Tammy McElyea made former Appalachia mayor Ben Cooper plead individually to each of the charges against him, which included stealing election records, forging ballots, hindering the rights of citizens to vote freely, voting more than once in an election and violating absentee voting procedures.

By the time she reached the 11th charge, Cooper, 64, was saying "guilty" before she had finished reading the charge.

In addition, THIRTEEN OTHER PEOPLE HELPED HIM! They said the accused conspirators intercepted absentee ballots from the mail, filled them out and forged the signatures of the intended voters.

Cooper is scheduled to be sentenced 9 Jan 07 and could get up to 21 months in prison, based on state sentencing guidelines. His plea agreement left sentencing up to the judge.

TWENTY-ONE MONTHS! THAT'S IT!? Must be nice to be a corrupt Dhimmicrat, in a DHIMMICRAT County, managed by a DHIMMICRAT Congcritter!

C'Mon Nancy, jump on your broomstick and clean THIS MESS UP!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,233606,00.html

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Pelosi Screws the Pooch

Posted by GunnyG© on Thursday, November 30, 2006 11:12:04 AM
   OOPS! Looks like RED NANCY PELOSIOVICH stepped in doggy do-do yesterday when she stated that al-Qaeda was NOT involved with the violence in Iraq. Holy Steaming DOG CRAP! ONLY a MORON would say something like that and then state that the 9-11 Commission dismissed it when they released their findings. Guess what Red Nancy? They NEVER DID THAT! YOU LIED!

  In my usual thoroughness, here is the link to the COMPLETE REPORT!
http://www.9-11commission.gov/report/911Report.pdf

  Somewhere out there a libdolt will whine and mewl and say, I'm full of liberal-squeeze. Thus, here are TWO VALID links on al-Qaeda's involvement in Iraq.

http://jamestown.org/terrorism/news/article.php?articleid=2369915
http://www.adl.org/main_Terrorism/abu_hamza_al_muhajer+.htm

  By the way Nancy, DID you FORGET that al-Zarqawi, A TOP LEADER FOR al-Qaeda was KILLED BY U.S. FORCES IN....IRAQ? Oops. Damn those pesky facts they just keep getting in the way of the truth...liberal bullsqueze truth that is.

  RED NANCY LIES WHILE PEOPLE DIE.

  Gee, THANKS for putting HER in charge libs. Now I have to buy MORE GUNS and AMMO to protect hearth and home.



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Egghead Scientist Mewls

Posted by GunnyG© on Thursday, November 30, 2006 7:54:01 AM
   If you did not already know it, we're ALL GONNA DIE SOON! Global Warming is gonna get us. Might as well quit your jobs and just enjoy the time you have left! Check the burblings from this idiot.

   James Lovelock, who angered climate scientists with his Gaia theory of a living planet and then alienated environmentalists by backing nuclear power, said a traumatized earth might only be able to support less than a tenth of it's 6 billion people. "We are not all doomed. An awful lot of people will die, but I don't see the species dying out," he told a news conference. "A hot earth couldn't support much over 500 million." Lovelock adopted the name Gaia, the Greek mother earth goddess, in the 1960s to apply to his then revolutionary theory that the earth functions as a single, self-sustaining organism. (He smoked BEAUCOUP dope in the 60's!)

   Right moron. And global alarmists also predicted that 2006 would be a horrible hurricane year, with Al Gore leading the pack! CAN I GET AN AMEN GLOBAL WEENIES!?

   Now it appears that Al Gore WAS WRONG! Say it ain't so Joe.

Hurricane Season Ends Quietly
Nov 29, 3:47 PM (ET)

By JESSICA GRESKO

MIAMI (AP) - The mild 2006 Atlantic hurricane season draws to a close Thursday without a single hurricane striking the United States - a stark contrast to the record-breaking 2005 season that killed more than 1,500 people and left thousands homeless along the Gulf Coast.


   No way. NOT A SINGLE HURRICANE!? Poor Al. Maybe he can ask for a recount.

   In another story, hurricanes hitting the US peaked in the 40's and have declined in number since. http://www.techcentralstation.com/090105A.html

    James J. O'Brien, director of the Center for Ocean-Atmospheric Prediction Studies at Florida State University, as arguing that "the more likely cause of hurricane frequency might be found in variations in the Atlantic Ocean Conveyer, the movement of the warm Gulf Stream whose waters, taken from the South Atlantic, replace the cooler, sinking water in the North Atlantic.

"When the Conveyer is strong, O'Brien said, historic records have shown an increase in Atlantic hurricanes; when it is weak, so are the hurricane seasons. For a hurricane to grow stronger, it must keep moving over waters warmer than 80 degrees F, which leads some people to link global warming and the storms. But, he said, there's no scientific evidence to show that such areas of warm water are increasing in size."

   And finally, here is something YOU WILL NOT SEE on the MSM. The names of 2600 SCIENTISTS WHO DISAGREE that Global Warmings is happening.
http://www.oism.org/pproject/a_sci.htm

   BTW, more CO2 equals more plant growth, which produces more O2, that we need right? So if my tomatoes get bigger and I'm breathing better air, what's the problem?

Maybe it's just OVEREDUCATED eggheads trying to JUSTIFY THEIR PHAT RESEARCH GRANTS!?

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