BARF ALERT! VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!

 Okay, I HAD to post a barf alert after doing some research on these Code Pink varmints. And a more rabid bunch of leftist moonbats you've never seen before. Let's start with their main theme.


How nice. They want American troops to die. I'm
betting that these liberals would accept
Dhimmitude in a heartbeat.

What has Code Pink done?

1.  They raised 600,000 dollars FOR the terrorists fighting American Marines in Fallujah.

  I call that TREASON and guess what? SO DOES United States Code Title 18, Part I, Chapter 115, § 2381! The Code states: "Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States."

  I am going to start a organization of bulldozer operators who can be present for Code Pink's protests.

                         
                           AND CODE PINKERS

  Open note to Code Pink: Stay the F**K out of my AO if you like chewing your food.

   Well, the Democrat's finally released their plan, codenamed, Operational Plan Stalin.

   Step One, They are going to MAKE ABSOLUTELY sure Social Security IS NOT privatized. The PONZI SCAM called Social Security allows the Democrats to HAVE ABSOLUTE CONTROL over the retirement income of tens of millions of Americans. If you DO NOT understand that, REREAD IT! This control is a key to Democrat power. For the last 50 YEARS, in every election, the
Democrats have told sheeple out there that if they elect Republicans the will lose their Social Security. If people OWNED their own accounts the Democrats wouldn't be able to use this scare tactic. The ABSOLUTE CONTROL over these retirement funds is a must...and the Democrats know it.

   Step Two, they are going to Empower Unions. The great Democrat plan here is to do away with elections to decide whether or not workplaces are to be unionized. The Democrats will try to amend the law in order to permit a union to organize a workplace once the majority of workers have signed a petition asking for a union. Remember this: If the Democrats KNOW that they cannot get it passed on a ballot, they WILL LEGISLATE from the bench. Right now those petitions would bring about a vote .. a vote where everyone's ballot is secret. Unions, as you know, thrive on intimidation and coercion (as do ALL Communist organizations.) They can bully someone into signing a petition, but they haven't been able to bully people into voting for a union on a secret ballot. The solution? Just DO AWAY with the secret ballot? RESULT?

More unions = more union dues = more "donations" to the Dhimmicrats.

   Step Three. BOHICA* Socialized medicine. If the government controls your health care, the government controls you. BE CAREFUL or WE WILL cut you off of your health care, your Social Security! LESS GOVERNMENT IS THE KEY! Competition will get the BEST CARE not Gov't intervention. 

   The DHIMMICRAT's game here is simple. 

a. Work tirelessly to make Americans more and more dependent on government.

b. Destroy their individuality and their sense of self worth. Make them believe, as Democrats do, that American is great because of government, not because of the dynamic of free people working together in a system based on economic liberty and the rule of law.

c. Make government the most important institution in the lives of every American even more important than the Church or the family. (They've been working on THAT since the 60's.)

d. Create a dependency on government and then ALL you have to do is threaten the voters with the loss of their government-provided security blanket. Then, they 
WILL do whatever you say.

"Shoot a few and the rest fall into line." Stalin.
 
Remember this. You'll get the doctor off of the Simpsons while THEY, Princess Red Nancy and her cabal, will get the BEST of the BEST! I guess SOME PIGS ARE MORE EQUAL THAT OTHERS!

            *BOHICA = Bend Over Here It Comes Again.

   Noted scholar and historian Hammon Egger, who is part of the ALZ staff, recently released this to the History Journal and allowed a reprint here.

   Professor Egger stated that he discovered this data while examining ancient texts recently uncovered in caves in Iraq. He had to use the Rosetta Stone and other dead language texts to decode what the stone tablets were trying to relate. He matched up the old data with other historic texts. Here is the information for your perusal. Thanks Doc.
==============================================

   The Human Race originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer/elk/squirrels in the mountains during the winter and would go to the coast and live on fish/clams/lobster in the summer.

   The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented simply to get man to the beer, period. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1.  Liberals
2.  Conservatives.

   Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

   Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking their beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

 Your Basic Conservative

   Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off of the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, clean-up, and hair dressing. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girliemen. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.


 Your Basic Liberal.

   Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, the purse, the tampon, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.

   Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.  Liberals are symbolized by the jackass...well deserved that.

   Modern liberals like wine spritzers, Shirley Temples, Daquiris, and Perrier. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, Quiches, and French food are standard liberal fare.

   Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. (See ALZ story on Liberal Angst Revealed). Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood, and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

   Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines and other military members, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

   Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

   Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before realizing the absolute truth of it. Conservatives will simply laugh knowing that they have been right all along and immediately forward the information to other Conservatives and maybe a few Liberals, just to pizz them off.

    On 17 November, 2006, the Anti-Liberal Zone brought you the story of the Dean/Carville grudge match (http://noliberalspin.townhall.com/g/57adc727-faca-4239-8afa-4755a5b220be) and now we can report that Carville was severely stomped by the Deanster in a fifteen round bout. Dean avenged himself on Gollum-Carville after Carville called Dean a C+ general who couldn't lead a platoon of thirsty Marines to free beer, much less run the DNC!


HAHA! I BEAT CARVILLE LIKE A
RED-HEADED STEPCHILD! 

   James Carville, in our report on 17 November, had stated that he'd crush Dean like a worm. And followed it up with the below photo and wild boast.
 "I'll go Gollum on his azz!"

   Today, however, in a press conference, Carville declared that Dean gave him a beating like he's never experienced before. Far worse than the ones his wife hands out to him.
 
He stomped a mudhole in
me and then kicked it dry!

  Carville is now set to star in the sequel, Brokebutt Mountain II, as a "wild" cowboy walking on the wildside of life.

Yeeehaaa, Buckaroo.

Fighting Doctor Dean now moves up in the wrestling ranks and will soon have to face off against noted enviro warrior Al Gorzilla.
 
Look out Tokyo!

The leader, who was not identified, was arrested in a raid in Mosul on Dec. 14, the military said in a statement. "The terrorist leader was attempting to flee from the location when Coalition Forces chased him across a street and detained him," the statement said.

Nancy Pelosi issued a statement today, flanked by Senator Ted "Quagmire" Kennedy and Abscam Congressman Murtha. She stated:

   "This is a flagrant abuse of our military's power and prowess on the battlefield when fighting these poor freedom fighters. Not only did they scare this ALLEDGED al-Qaeda leader to the point of him soiling his skivvies but they chased after him without giving him a full five minutes headstart. This cannot be allowed to continue and I personally vow to drain this swamp of military abuse. We have humvees and he was running in sandals and wearing a robe that tangled around his legs. We cannot afford to be unfair in our fight on terrorism and must ensure that the freedom figh, er, terrorists have a level playing field. I will enforce a five minute headstart for all of our enemies when I am the Speaker!"  

Senator Barbara Boxer could not attend the conference as she was busy crying in her office over the poor scared man.


That poor poor man. 
Boo-hoo. 

   Raving ABC employee Joy Behar stepped up her campaign to become the stupidest bobblehead in the Mainstream Media. She vowed to overtake Rosie O'Donnell AND Michael Moore as the looniest leftist in today's media. Her spew on The View, was capped with these two jewels.

1. That the GOP caused Tim Johnson's stroke (with Rove's libturd mind control machine).

2. And that Time's Person of the Year should be: "You have to put, like a Hitler type on the cover. Like, you put Donald Rumsfeld there, or something."

Joy Behar shrieked in her best Alec "let's stone Henry Hyde" Baldwin voice while pointing to the below photo.


"Look at the Nazi in front of Hitler. JUST LOOK! He looks like Donald! I mean, he could have used Rove's Time Machine just like Bush did to go back in time to start Global Warming, to go back and kill the Jews! Who knows what the GOP is up to, they were probably the cause of the explosion at Krakatoa, they put the iceberg in front of the Titanic, and the 1906 San Fran quake. They're killers, murderers, and they love oil. It's all for oillllll." 

Joy Behar can be reached at: http://abc.go.com/daytime/theview/bios/joy_behar.html

Mexico to build 500 Cannons

Mexican President Vincente Fox angrily denounced the U.S. fence, comparing it to the infamous Berlin Wall.

   This another article in the continuing saga of that paragon for virtue, that fighter for freedom, that stalwart warrior on the wall for Western Civilization, the awesome Kofi Annan.

   Little did we know when Kofi took control of the bloated, useless, irrelevant, and corrupt UN in 1997 that things could get worse, much worse. Take the following exchange between Kofi Annan and reporter James Bone for example:

      At the press conference at the UN, James Bone asked Annan about the whereabouts of a Mercedes bought by Kojo and imported into Ghana using his father’s diplomatic immunity to avoid paying taxes and customs duty. 

"I think you’re being very cheeky," the normally low-key Annan interrupted. "Listen, James Bone, you’ve been behaving like an overgrown schoolboy in this room for many, many months and years. You are an embarrassment to your colleagues and to your profession. Please stop misbehaving and please let’s move on to a serious subject." (I guess investigating corruption and scammage is acting like a schoolboy.)

Annan continued: "I reserve the right to refuse to answer questions I don’t want to answer." He never did address the question about the Mercedes. (Did he take lessons from Bill Clinton?)

  1. Moving on through Kofi's career, we learn that he did everything in power to prevent the War in Iraq but for reasons of his own. That is, he had presided over the greatest bribery scheme in history, known as Oil for Food.
 
  2. Involved in that little con job was Benon Sevan, Kofi's butt-buddy and overall go-fer, who was in charge of administering the program, and had himself been a beneficiary of Iraqi kickbacks to the tune of $160,000.

  3. Another UN hero involved was Mr. Annan's chief of staff, Iqbal Riza, who followed Hillary Clinton's Whitewater memo example and ordered ANY potentially incriminating documents to be destroyed.

  4. Also closing both eyes was Kofi's deputy, Louise Frechette, who was aware of the kickback scheme but failed to report it to the Security Council, as her fiduciary duties required. (Silence=Consent)

   Mr. Annan's response to all this has been a model of blame-shifting, obfuscation and patently insincere woe is me, apparently justified by his view that a Secretary General has more important things to do than administer his own organization. (attend fancy dinners, meet the beautiful people of the world, windsurf, etc) 

   In Rwanda, it was later revealed that Mr. Annan's office explicitly forbade peacekeepers from raiding Hutu arms caches in Rwanda just four months before the genocide. OOPS!

   We now get to watch things like Zimbabwe, North Korea, Congo and Darfur unfold right before our eyes, on Kofi's watch. Let's not forget that in the Sudan and the Congo, UN peacekeepers were neck deep in rape and the slave trade. DOING IT, not stopping it.

   We all remember Kofi first attempt to establish credibility in 1998, when he screened the opposition (the USA) for Saddam Hussein in order to stall military strikes by the United States. Kofi uttered these prophetic words: "Saddam was a man with whom he could do business." (You bet he could, to the tune of several milion dollars in bribe money!) 
 
   Kofi the Scammer then pulled the same stunt in days before the Iraq War and then helped the foreign terrorists out by calling the Coalition effort "ILLEGAL!" (I wonder how many US troops had to die because of those words?) But since Saddam was butchering the Iraqis at a rate of 36,000 a year, what does this say about the UN's caring for the unwashed masses that they are supposed to protect? I guess bagging the cash was way more important.

   Kofi's new mission seems to be pizzing on our backs and telling us it's raining. His ONLY reform in the Oil-for-Food scam was, well, pretty much NOTHING! He replaced a defunct human-rights council with a new Human Rights Council and boy have they done well. So far, they've faulted one nation for it's human rights violations...Israel. I guess China pays those bribes on time to overlook their issues.

   The Chronicles of Kofi Annan will no doubt continue because this guy is just like Jimmy Carter, a bloviating corrupt piece of dung whose mission in life is to live high on the hog on the backs of others. No wonder the Dhimmicrats and the UN get along so well, they have the same agenda.

   One had to WONDER WHY IN THE H*LL our POLITICIANS HAVE NOT PASSED House Resolution 1146 to KICK THE UN OUT OF THE USA and GET US OUT!?


"I'm with the UN and I am here to help...
(myself to your money, food, water, women,
children, pretty much whatever I want.")