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PCism hits William and Mary

    The Liberal officials at the College of William and Mary have bowed to their God of Political Correctness and removed the gold cross that has been on the altar of the Sir Christopher Wren Chapel for over sixty years! The multi-culturalistic, politically-correct, and diversity sensitivity trained "leaders" deemed the cross was offensive to others and took it out. Although WHY Muslims would enter the chapel, when mosques are available locally and why Jews would enter when synagogues are available locally was not addressed.
 
   The Vice-President for Student Affairs, Sam Sadler stated: "The effort here is to make certain that everyone feel it's their space. Also, we are a public university, committed to serving everyone."

   Churches are public areas as are mosques and synagogues but this writer has yet to see religious items being removed from there. More likely, some anti-American, anti-Freedom, anti-Religion, bed-wetting, pablum-puking libturd professor, steeped in abject stupidity, wanted it removed. And since VP Sam Sadler has his balls removed decades ago, the cross had to go.

   A group of students have started a petition to have to chapel restored at http://www.SavetheWrenCross.org.

   Good luck to the students. Liberals DO NOT like having their anti-American policies challenged. Just look at the morons in San Fruitcisco banning the ROTC programs, many of them AFTER SCHOOL, despite protests of 1600+ students. Gotta love those fascist liberals imposing their will on the weak. No wonder they want to abolish the 2d Amendment.

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Liberals at it again!

    In a stunning display of complete stupidity, Congcritter Charles Rangel, who is quite possibly senile, is proposing that the draft be reinstituted.

"Congcritter Charles Rangel, D-N.Y., said Sunday he sees his idea as a way to deter politicians from launching wars and to bolster U.S. troop levels insufficient to cover potential future action in Iran, North Korea and Iraq. (Yep, worked GREAT for Vietnam!)

"There's no question in my mind that this president and this administration would never have invaded Iraq, especially on the flimsy evidence that was presented to the Congress, if indeed we had a draft and members of Congress and the administration thought that their kids from their communities would be placed in harm's way," Rangel said." (So, NO ONE from Texas is in Iraq? NO ONE from Wyoming serves?) What a frigging idiot.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/11/19/AR2006111900376_pf.html

   Oh yeah, THIS is gonna work out well.

   First of all, rich politician's kids WILL NEVER SERVE if DRAFTED as they will have deferments. Period. End of story. THAT is how the SYSTEM WORKS. The MIDDLE-CLASS and the POOR, who ALREADY SERVE will be hit hard by scum swept into their ranks.

   If that senile fool from NY had a brain cell functioning, he'd KNOW that the draft is the WRONG THING to enact. Why?

1. The kids today that do not JOIN the military DO NOT WANT TO SERVE their nation. Period. End of frigging story. Mommy and Daddy raised them NOT TO LOVE their country and to let "someone" else serve.

2. Those drafted WILL NOT WORK OUT because of one simple fact. THEY DON'T WANT TO BE THERE! Whattya gonna do Charlie, throw them out for not adjusting to military life? Idiot.

3. The multitude of draftees will be flunked out of boot camp for lack of guts, lack of brains, lack of balls, refusal to train, etc, etc, and the COST of getting rid of them WILL CUT INTO THE MILITARY's BUDGET!

4. Putting a DRAFTEE into a stressful environment that they did not BUY INTO in the first place is ASKING FOR TROUBLE! 90% of the time, they're gonna bug out. This will get OTHER PEOPLE KILLED.

   Rangel shows just how far OUT OF TOUCH with America liberals are today by proposing this complete pile of SH*T! 

   The liberals DO NOT want a competent military otherwise WHY WOULD THEY have slashed the military's budget time and time again thoroughout American history.

1. Pacifist liberal Wilson slashed the military after WW1. He even cut their benefits forcing a vets march on DC!

2. Truman, with an administration full of commie scum, BUTCHERS the military after WW2 and allows the mouth of Dean Acheson to set the stage for the invasion of South Korea. The Marines in the Pusan perimeter saved Korea.

3. LBJ bungles Vietnam after getting 50,000 GI's killed in the process. He also allows his idiot SecDef McNamara to clean out the nation's jails and put them in the service. There is no number on the cost to put these criminals OUT OF THE SERVICE!

4. Carter...HAHA. Yeah. Carter, what a guy. Did WONDERS for the military.

5. Drop-Trou Bubba, SLASHED the military WAY PAST THE BONE to ensure his "peace dividend" could be used to buy votes for libdolts nationwide.

Liberals love the military? In a pig's azz.

 "Once I had an original thought but I can't remember when exactly.



Charlie Rangel pegs the BULLSH*T METER.

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BILL/HILL CLINTON ENRAGED

    First reports out of New York City today have Chelsea Clinton hobnobbing around the city with former First Snorkler of Bill's Tube Steak, Monica Lewinsky. Bill Clinton was busy working on trying to revise his bloated and corrupt legacy, giving a series of speeches at noted Leftist campuses across the nation, furthering the brainwashing of students too dumb to think for themselves. This picture was snapped by a VRWC plant at the speech, using new and improved Rovian technology.

 "She's hanging around with WHO?" DOHHHHHHHHH!"

   Hillary Clinton, not to be outdone by Bill, went on the rampage over the news. Our contacts at the VRWC HQ found her and submitted this photo. People around her inner circle state that Madam Hillary put out a "HIT" contract with her favorite killers, the Arkansas Mafia, with orders to end this friendship with a harpoon, oops, a bullet in her new enemy.

 "I want her whacked like Vince got it!"

   Lastly, today at the Bezerkely Liblarva vs Oakland Thugs football game, Chelsea Clinton was busy showing off what she had learned from her friendship with the Former First Snorkler.

  I'M OPENNNNNNNNNNN!"
 "CAN YOU HIT MY TONSILS?"
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Science gone wrong!

   Our roving reporter Claude Balls, from the Anti-Liberal Zone (ALZ) news network (which recently surpassed the ratings for both MSNBC and the NY Slimes newspaper), sent in this report of science gone wrong out in the People's Republik of Kalifornia. First of all, it is apparent that the liberals are working on a machine that reduces their victims to the size of whatever animal has been selected. Thus, if the leftist's mad scientist selects a deer, the victim is resized to a deer! It is apparent that the myth of global warming has over taken the minds of the mad scientists on the Left Coast by thinking that they need to reduce the human population and create more animals. (Hey, no one ever claimed Liberals were smart!) 

   Investigative reporter Balls, has reported that an accident of epic proportions happened at Liberal Labs located in Bezerkley Kalifornia. It appears that Congressman Henry Waxman and Senator Hillary Clinton swooped into the lab to check on the progress of their programs to eventually bring the United States under their complete control. (Liberals do love their power!)

   The accident started when Congressman Waxman stepped in front of a transformation-reduction ray, that was set on "lib-RAT". The result, emailed to this writer at ALZ, shows the first result.

 SQUEEEEEKKKEE! SQUEEEEEEEKE!

 
   The second part occured when librat Waxman scurried out of the laboratory and into the hallway, where Hillary Clinton was busy running her mouth about something that she probably knew nothing about, i.e., mandatory universal health care, and jumped on her leg, humping furiously.

   With a crystal shattering shreik, the Queen of the Liberals fell through a glass partition and into a room where a large python was being experimented on. The laser flashed and the python and Hillary were united at the DNA level.
"Where's that tasty librat at?"

   President Bush today pointed out that such liberal experiments would be confined to the Left Coast. A fence, to be manned by troops, is currently being built. From Western Washington state to Mexico and across that border, liberals are to be secluded from decent people.
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Liberal Agenda Marches ON!

   Who is one of the prime backers of the Democrat Party? The National Education Association, that's who. Read on and prepare to be PIZZED OFF!

Gay Penguin Book Shakes Up Illinois School
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,230178,00.html

Friday, November 17, 2006

The concerns are the latest involving "And Tango Makes Three," the illustrated children's book based on a true story of two male penguins in New York City's Central Park Zoo that adopted a fertilized egg and raised the chick as their own.

Complaining about the book's homosexual undertones, some parents of Shiloh Elementary School students believe the book — available to be checked out of the school's library in this 11,000-resident town 20 miles east of St. Louis — tackles topics their children aren't ready to handle.

Their request: Move the book to the library's regular shelves and restrict it to a section for mature issues, perhaps even requiring parental permission before a child can check it out.

For now, "And Tango Makes Three" will stay put, said school district Superintendent Jennifer Filyaw, though a panel she appointed suggested the book be moved and require parental permission to be checked out. The district's attorney said moving it might be construed as censorship.

Filyaw considers the book "adorable" and age appropriate, written for children ages 4 to 8. "My feeling is that a library is to serve an entire population," she said. "It means you represent different families in a society — different religions, different beliefs."

Hey Jennifer, how many times have you seen TWO MALES ANIMALS raising a brood in the wild or in domesticated life.

Here is Jennifer's email: http://66.99.180.254/profiles.php?uid=37

Remember,  it's IDIOTS like Jennifer Filyaw who decide on what YOUR CHILD learns about in school.

No liberal homo agenda? My aching butt.

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Liberal Elitism Surfaces

    The ugly head of liberal elitism raised up from the muck on Thursday, 16 Nov, when Senator John "I AIN'T WAITING" Edwards sent a flunky to, get this, WAL-MART, YES!, WAL-MART, for a Playstation 3. Now REGULAR Americans like you and I have to WAIT IN LINE to buy a PS3. Not so with the Liberal Elite. They send their flunkies to cut to the head of the line and get what they want. How nice.

Edwards acknowledges staff asked Wal-Mart for Playstation 3

Edwards, a potential 2008 presidential candidate, told The Associated Press that the volunteer "feels terrible" about seeking the game unit at Wal-Mart while his boss claims the retailer doesn't treat its employees fairly. LIBSPEAK TRANSLATION: IDIOT! YOU COULD CAUGHT!

"My wife, Elizabeth, wanted to get a Playstation3 for my young children. She mentioned it in front of one of my staff people. (Queen Elizabeth speaks, staff jumps!) That staff person mentioned it in front of a volunteer who said he would make an effort to get one. He was making an effort to go get one for himself," Edwards said. (AH! TWO WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT? Sounds like TYPICAL LIBERAL THINKING!)

Wal-Mart had noted in a news release Thursday that on the same day Edwards was criticizing the company in a conference call with union-backed activists, the volunteer staff member had asked a Raleigh, N.C., electronics department manager to obtain a PS3 for the ex-senator's family.

From Wal-Mart headquarters in Bentonville, Ark., company spokesman David Tovar said the Edwards staff member left a voicemail at the Raleigh store and identified himself as an Edwards staff member.

When the manager returned the call, the staff member again identified himself as working for Edwards, and Wal-Mart said it confirmed it with Edwards' office. The retailer issued a written statement Thursday accusing Edwards of not wanting to wait his turn. (GIVE THAT MANAGER A RAISE!)

"While the rest of America's working families are waiting patiently in line, Sen. Edwards wants to cut to the front," the Wal-Mart statement said.

That's how the liberal elite rules, doncha know?
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Dean Branches Out

HOWARD DEAN IN THE RING!

Burlington, Vermont. -- DNC Chairman Howard Dean signed a five-year 40 million dollar contract today with the Global Wrestling Federation and promised to give his liberal fans plenty of screaming, yelling, viscious taunts, kitten crushings, and robust claims of victory. Not to mention globs of spit flying in every direction. This comes on the heels of James "Gollum" Carville calling Dean a C+ General running the corrupt and bloated Democrats HQ. Dean replied to the criticism with this quip: "Hey Gollum, bring your pointed head in the ring and I'll hammer it flat!"

Dean reminded his fans of his capabilities by posting this infamous photo on his website, under his wrestling name of Doctor Death!
 TAKE THAT YA PUNK! STAY OUT OF THE CAMERA's EYE!

   Dean continued his barrage of insults directed at Carville with this jewel. "Carville, you think you're bad? You're a CHOIR BOY compared to me! A CHOIR BOY! AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH! I pinned Lurch to the mat in the first two minutes of wrestling in the Lincoln Room when Bubba was the Prez! I had Lurch screaming UNCLE and tapping out!"

   Not to be outdone, in a press conference held yesterday (photo below), Carville retorted, "I'm gonna slap you so hard you'll be begging for your sister Hillary to rescue you! When I'm done with you, you'll think you were Vince Foster!"
 "I'll go GOLLUM ON HIS AZZ!"

   Carville further inflamed the grudge when he referred to Howard Dean's manhood as a Vienna Sausage, only smaller. (photo below)
 "I'm telling you it's only this big!"

   Retired Professional Wrestler Jack Hammer stated that Howard Dean will make a first-class wrestler. "He's full of fight, energy, a good head of hair to pull, and he lies as good as Clinton does. Plus, he's well-noted for his cruelty to both man and beast. Just ask his patients...well, those that lived anyway."


I'LL SQUEEZE THE CIDER OUT OF YOUR ADAM's APPLE!

   Howard Dean left the press conference with this to say: "You see this finger? You see this fist Gollum-Carville? I'm gonna ram it into your stomach and rip out your spine! AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!" 

howard dean rant"YOU'RE DOG MEAT CARVILLE!

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Karmic Payback

    You know, after today's events, this writer may be buying into the existence of karma and its ability to render a massive payback on the guilty. Take Murtha's karmic payback at the hands of his fellow liberals. 149-86 AGAINST the anti-war senile fool. So Solly Chalie.

    It's awesome to witness how quickly the liberals used and discarded Murtha. It was all good when Murtha was bashing Bush, giving aid and comfort to the enemy insurgent scum, and mentoring Commissar Pelosiovich's rise to the Speaker position. Maybe that is what his payback is for, mentoring a frigging commie librecrat from The People's Republik of Kalifornia. God is a Republican and Murtha made him angry. Well, you reap what you sow.

    What does that mean for us right-wingers and bloggers?

    We have to keep punching our message home on liberal perfidy, treachery, and their inherent need for power and their love of corruption. After all, the only reason Murtha refused the 50,000 dollar bribe was that his freezer was not as big as William Jefferson's and could not hold it all.
 
"As for Commissar Pelosiovich's rise to power?
Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Frigging Culpa."
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Lurch Left Out!

I'm not one to gloat, well, I AM, but this photo was so funny, I was FORCED to post it by my evil twin. Check the background.

Sorry Lurch, you just got disced a MAGGIE's DRAWERS!

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JOHN KERRY RESPONDS

    John Kerry responds to the call! First reports had him windsurfing across the Atlantic but now, it seems he has his swiftboat at Flank Speed for former Yugoslavia. Troops at Camp Eagle in Bosnia sent out a call for his help yesterday and in shades of his famous super-secret, double probation Cambodia mission, SEARED into his brain, John Kerry comes to the rescue. The troops emailed Senator Kerry the below photo and asked for his help in their crisis.
HALP USINS JON!

John Kerry responded: REPORTING FOR DOODY!

John Kerry 1966                    John Kerry 2004

This writer can only say, through a vale of tears...Go John Go!
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History Repeats II

    I really do hate being right all of the time. One of the members of the Progressive Caucus (commies) has ALREADY leaked the Dummycrat's gameplan for Jan 2007.

Kucinich Calls for Cutting Off Iraq War Funds

"That’s the only way we’re going to end this war."
Nov 15, 2006  http://kucinich.us/

Congressman Kucinich called Wednesday for cutting off funding of the Iraq war, as the surest way out of Iraq. His statements were made in an interview by Democracy Now!'s Amy Goodman. (Just like the Dummycrats did in Vietnam!)

"I want to say that there's one solution here, and it's not to engage in a debate with the President, who has taken us down a path of disaster in Iraq, but it's for Congress to assume the full power that it has under the Constitution to cut off funds. We don't need to keep indulging in this debate about what to do, because as long as we keep temporizing, the situation gets worse in Iraq.

"We have to determine that the time has come to cut off funds. There’s enough money in the pipeline to achieve the orderly withdrawal that Senator McGovern is talking about. But cut off funds, we must. That's the ultimate power of the Congress, the power of the purse. That's how we'll end this war, and that’s the only way we’re going to end this war.

"We need to shift our direction." (Libspeak for SURRENDER!)

"We have to take a whole new approach. We’re spending over $400 billion a year, money that's also needed for healthcare, for education, for job creation, for seniors. We have to take a new look at this. We need to be a strong country, but strength isn't only military. Strength is also the economic strength of the people, their chance to have good neighborhoods. We spend more money than all the countries of the world put together for the military.

"It's time for us to start to shift our vision about who we are as a nation, because if we don't do that -- we’re borrowing money right now to wage the war in Iraq. We’re borrowing money from China. We’re not looking at our trade deficit. We’re not looking at conditions, where people are going bankrupt trying to pay their hospital bills. We need to shift our direction, and the direction has to be away from the continued militarization of the United States society."

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Behind the Mask

    Now I know why Drop-Trou Clinton's #1 attack dog, Carville, was so effective. A photo captured by our top-notch investigative reporter, Claude Balls, using a special lens, sees the REAL Carville.

              
  Carville 1944.
What his REAL role in
life is!
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Anti-Military stance triumphs

 San Francisco to boot JROTC programs

Wed Nov 15, 2:44 AM ET

SAN FRANCISCO - High schools across the city soon will no longer have Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corps programs after officials decided to eliminate them because of the Pentagon's "don't ask, don't tell" policy regarding gay service members.

The Board of Education voted 4-2 late Tuesday to phase out the JROTC from schools over the next two years, despite protest from hundreds of students who rallied outside the meeting.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061115/ap_on_re_us/junior_rotc

   Well, there you have it folks. Liberals LOVE of Freedom of Choice! (If you want to have an abortion that is) The Students WANT the ROTC and the librecrat anti-military scumbags DON'T! GOMEN NASAI students. Move out of the People's Republik of Kalifornia.

 Hitler says: "WELL DONE LIBS."
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Return to Sender

Anti-War Hostages Helo-dropped Back into Iraq


The British military announced today that they had helo-dropped former hostages Norman Kembler, James Loony and Harmeet Singh Sooden into the Iraqi desert, just a week after their rescue from a house west of Baghdad . The men had been held by insurgents for four months. Tom Fox had already fled back to his captors and is possibly engaged to one it has been reported. He has been seen wearing a black robe and a veil.

Since their release, the three men, all from a Christian Peacemaker team, have spoken with deep admiration and respect for their captors, while not offering any degree of gratitiude to the British commandos who risked their lives to save them.

"We realize now that we made a huge mistake," said Captain N in the British Army, "and it was time to return these men to the people they love and respect."

Captain N wistfully related the story of how the former hostages were told of the decision to reunite them with their friends back in Iraq .

"We decided to keep it a BIG surprise," Captain N stated. "Therefore, we used our Royal Marine commandos to retrieve the men in the middle of the night," he said. "They were so surprised and happy to see us that we literally had to slap duct tape on their mouths and tie them up. They were quivering with estacyThere could be NO DOUBT that they were SIMPLY ESTATIC to be returning to Iraq . Their eyes were as big as saucers, and Kembler even wet his jammies in excitement!" Captain N recalled.

The men were whisked by military jet back to a British Military base in Kuwait , and flown by helicopter into Iraq at dawn. Captain N struggled to keep his composure as he described the reunion.

"The helo-lift was a remarkable moment, something I was honored to see," he said. "The men were writhing around, screaming and crying with joy, tears flowing from their eyes. Our hearts swelled with joy as we rolled them out of the helo to float down to the ground like tears from Allah."

The British, well-noted for their humanity, were concerned that the three men would not be picked up quickly. The Brits could not leave them to wander in the desert. Thus, Captain N decided that each man was given a bright green parachute emblazoned with one of the famed Danish Mohammed cartoons of their choice.

"The cartoons REALLY did the trick," said Captain N. "As they drifted downward, you could see the insurgents gathering to welcome them. Some had even set fires to help guide them as they landed. We could hear the chants of welcome even over the whir of the rotors. Did you ever see Born Free? It was like that, but FAR BETTER."

Captain N would not comment on reports that the three men were all wearing "Jesus Rules, Mohammed Drools" T-Shirts.

Before his death in Vermont, noted reported Joe Bolt snapped this photo of the reception committee forming for the peaceniks.
                            
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3 Dead, 24 Wounded

  A lethal attack occured today in the U.S. Senate which left three dead and twenty-four wounded. It took the Secret Service, FBI, and EMT's just a few minutes to arrive on the scene our undercover reporter, Claude Balls, stated in a hurried phonecon early this morning. 

  Claude Balls replaces our venerable investigative reporter, Joe Bolt, who was found dead in Vermont a month ago, investigating strange screams emanating from the woods near DNC Chairman Howard Dean's plantation. Joe was found clutching a kitten skin. One photo was found posted to our server from Joe. Police in Vermont are stymied.
 "YYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARGH!
  
   The attack came in the form of a noxious gas cloud released from the area of the Senate where Quagmire Ted Kennedy sits. Although the NBC (nuclear, biological, and chemical) alarms immediately sounded, slumbering Democrats were caught flatfooted by the toxic cloud. A page, fleeing the scene, was heard to scream: "BEER FART!" before passing out. He survived the attack and is in stable condition.

   Claude had caught a picture of Quagmire Ted going into the Senate earlier, for a vote on raising taxes on Americans (Quagmire voted Yes), and wondered at the rotund nature of Quagmire, in a note posted on our news site. Claude stated: "D*MN! He gets BIGGER every year! (Photo below)


   Claude managed to beat the rush out of the Senate building and noted several Senator's gasping for breath saying things like: "Ted's killing us...literally" and "He needs to stop drinking that 12 pack at breakfast!" and "He needs a HIGH COLONIC!" As Quagmire, fleeing the cloud that he released, rushed by Claude, Claude managed to snap this picture (below center) and noted that: "for a fat guy, Quagmire Ted sure moves fast!" A senior Senator, who asked to remain anonymous, stated, "I have not seen him move that fast since Chappaquiddick!"

          

   The three dead are as yet unnamed pending the Democrats rigging an election to fill their seats. The twenty-four wounded have been given the best health care that this nation can offer, free of charge, at Bethesda Naval Hospital, even though they are multi-millionaires in their own right and can afford to PAY for their OWN health care. Starbuck's Latte's are being delivered to the twenty-four Senators, who, in their ULTRA private rooms, are getting round-the-clock treatment from sexy young nurses. Sponge baths and "hot soapies" are the order of the day from Senate Leader Harry "Land Grab" Reid. Reid stated early this morning: "We need you all back ASAP so we can raise taxes, spend other people's money willy-nilly, Impeach Bush, and cut and run in Iraq."

   Quagmire Ted is back in the Senate today as of 0750, his Senate seat enclosed in a gasproof Lexican chamber, with a/c being pumped in and the beer farts being evacuated via state-of-the-art air pumps. (EPA is investigating the enviro impact). 

   More on this as it comes in.
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