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Another Limo Libdolt Barfeth

Posted by GunnyG on Saturday, December 02, 2006 7:02:18 PM
     Another moron whose acting skills are about as good as Anne Heche burped up some pablum yesterday. Limousine Liberal and bobblehead Gwyneth Paltrow feels dinner talk is far more interesting in Britain than back in the United States.

"I love the English lifestyle, it's not as capitalistic as America. People don't talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner," she told "NS," the weekend magazine supplement of daily Portuguese newspaper Diario de Noticias on Saturday. (Maybe that's because the government TAKES 80% of what they earn, forces them to use mandatory substandard health care, and 50% of the country is on the dole (welfare). So why bother talking about what you don't have?) 

"I like living here because I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans," the 34-year-old added. (Yep, Gywneth, they sure are world leaders and technological innovators. After all, they invented the computer, the internet, the nuclear bomb, the telephone, the car, etc, etc....NOT! And they were so civilized that they colonized half the globe and seized Ireland, still holding a portion of it today.)

She said having US pop star Madonna, 48, who married British film director Guy Ritchie six years ago, nearby was another advantage to living in London. (Sure, having an anti-Christian wh0re living close-by is always a bonus.)

"She's like an older sister. Everything I have gone through, she went through ten times worse and ten times longer. She gives me good advice about how to say no and take care of myself," said Paltrow. (Madonna says NO? When? Word has it that a lot of guys in the sports world have hit that, not to mention a lot of women. Yeah, Madonna is sooooo moralistic and proper.)

Thanks Gywneth for proving that you're just another moron, who got a lucky break, and has to bash the United States. Well guess what azzhat? Please, go to the below site and follow the simple directions. You won't be missed you moron. Try putting your MONEY where you mouth is.

http://travel.state.gov/law/citizenship/citizenship_776.html

 Merry Christmas moron.

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How Dhimmicrats Win Elections

Posted by GunnyG on Friday, December 01, 2006 11:09:47 AM
   I wonder why I can't find THIS JEWEL on the mainstream media outlets? Maybe it's because it is about a Dhimmicrat EX-Mayor CAUGHT CHEATING. Before I go to far, Dhimmicrat Congcritter Rick Boucher runs this district. Kinda makes ya wonder.

   To task.
 
   In the INTENSELY DHIMMICRAT town of Wise, Virginia, there lurked a mayor who bought votes with beer, cigs, PORK RINDS, and probably a few scratch and win lotto tickets. He pleaded guilty to TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY-THREE FELONIES that INCLUDE VOTE-RIGGING and CORRUPTION!











"I coulda been a sombody! I wuz robbed!"

Ben Cooper (D)

WISE, Va. —  The former mayor of a tiny coal town who prosecutors say masterminded a scheme to buy votes with beer, cigarettes and even pork rinds, pleaded guilty Thursday to 243 felonies, including vote-rigging and corruption.

Wise County Circuit Judge Tammy McElyea made former Appalachia mayor Ben Cooper plead individually to each of the charges against him, which included stealing election records, forging ballots, hindering the rights of citizens to vote freely, voting more than once in an election and violating absentee voting procedures.

By the time she reached the 11th charge, Cooper, 64, was saying "guilty" before she had finished reading the charge.

In addition, THIRTEEN OTHER PEOPLE HELPED HIM! They said the accused conspirators intercepted absentee ballots from the mail, filled them out and forged the signatures of the intended voters.

Cooper is scheduled to be sentenced 9 Jan 07 and could get up to 21 months in prison, based on state sentencing guidelines. His plea agreement left sentencing up to the judge.

TWENTY-ONE MONTHS! THAT'S IT!? Must be nice to be a corrupt Dhimmicrat, in a DHIMMICRAT County, managed by a DHIMMICRAT Congcritter!

C'Mon Nancy, jump on your broomstick and clean THIS MESS UP!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,233606,00.html

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Pelosi Screws the Pooch

Posted by GunnyG on Thursday, November 30, 2006 11:12:04 AM
   OOPS! Looks like RED NANCY PELOSIOVICH stepped in doggy do-do yesterday when she stated that al-Qaeda was NOT involved with the violence in Iraq. Holy Steaming DOG CRAP! ONLY a MORON would say something like that and then state that the 9-11 Commission dismissed it when they released their findings. Guess what Red Nancy? They NEVER DID THAT! YOU LIED!

  In my usual thoroughness, here is the link to the COMPLETE REPORT!
http://www.9-11commission.gov/report/911Report.pdf

  Somewhere out there a libdolt will whine and mewl and say, I'm full of liberal-squeeze. Thus, here are TWO VALID links on al-Qaeda's involvement in Iraq.

http://jamestown.org/terrorism/news/article.php?articleid=2369915
http://www.adl.org/main_Terrorism/abu_hamza_al_muhajer+.htm

  By the way Nancy, DID you FORGET that al-Zarqawi, A TOP LEADER FOR al-Qaeda was KILLED BY U.S. FORCES IN....IRAQ? Oops. Damn those pesky facts they just keep getting in the way of the truth...liberal bullsqueze truth that is.

  RED NANCY LIES WHILE PEOPLE DIE.

  Gee, THANKS for putting HER in charge libs. Now I have to buy MORE GUNS and AMMO to protect hearth and home.



POSTED WHEREVER LIBERALS MEET IN CONCLAVE.

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Egghead Scientist Mewls

Posted by GunnyG on Thursday, November 30, 2006 7:54:01 AM
   If you did not already know it, we're ALL GONNA DIE SOON! Global Warming is gonna get us. Might as well quit your jobs and just enjoy the time you have left! Check the burblings from this idiot.

   James Lovelock, who angered climate scientists with his Gaia theory of a living planet and then alienated environmentalists by backing nuclear power, said a traumatized earth might only be able to support less than a tenth of it's 6 billion people. "We are not all doomed. An awful lot of people will die, but I don't see the species dying out," he told a news conference. "A hot earth couldn't support much over 500 million." Lovelock adopted the name Gaia, the Greek mother earth goddess, in the 1960s to apply to his then revolutionary theory that the earth functions as a single, self-sustaining organism. (He smoked BEAUCOUP dope in the 60's!)

   Right moron. And global alarmists also predicted that 2006 would be a horrible hurricane year, with Al Gore leading the pack! CAN I GET AN AMEN GLOBAL WEENIES!?

   Now it appears that Al Gore WAS WRONG! Say it ain't so Joe.

Hurricane Season Ends Quietly
Nov 29, 3:47 PM (ET)

By JESSICA GRESKO

MIAMI (AP) - The mild 2006 Atlantic hurricane season draws to a close Thursday without a single hurricane striking the United States - a stark contrast to the record-breaking 2005 season that killed more than 1,500 people and left thousands homeless along the Gulf Coast.


   No way. NOT A SINGLE HURRICANE!? Poor Al. Maybe he can ask for a recount.

   In another story, hurricanes hitting the US peaked in the 40's and have declined in number since. http://www.techcentralstation.com/090105A.html

    James J. O'Brien, director of the Center for Ocean-Atmospheric Prediction Studies at Florida State University, as arguing that "the more likely cause of hurricane frequency might be found in variations in the Atlantic Ocean Conveyer, the movement of the warm Gulf Stream whose waters, taken from the South Atlantic, replace the cooler, sinking water in the North Atlantic.

"When the Conveyer is strong, O'Brien said, historic records have shown an increase in Atlantic hurricanes; when it is weak, so are the hurricane seasons. For a hurricane to grow stronger, it must keep moving over waters warmer than 80 degrees F, which leads some people to link global warming and the storms. But, he said, there's no scientific evidence to show that such areas of warm water are increasing in size."

   And finally, here is something YOU WILL NOT SEE on the MSM. The names of 2600 SCIENTISTS WHO DISAGREE that Global Warmings is happening.
http://www.oism.org/pproject/a_sci.htm

   BTW, more CO2 equals more plant growth, which produces more O2, that we need right? So if my tomatoes get bigger and I'm breathing better air, what's the problem?

Maybe it's just OVEREDUCATED eggheads trying to JUSTIFY THEIR PHAT RESEARCH GRANTS!?

GLOBAL WARMING =        
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Time to END NATO

Posted by GunnyG on Thursday, November 30, 2006 7:33:28 AM
   It's way past time to drive a stake through the heart of NATO. In Fiscal Year 2007, it's going to cost us 600,000,000 dollars in "Defense Burden-sharing" as it's called. I'm sure that does not take into account pesky emergency operations that crop up, like Bosnia, where Uncle Sam has to fork over more dough. Okay, keep the SIX HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS in mind as you read on. http://www.dod.mil/comptroller/defbudget/fy2007/fy2007_greenbook.pdf

   On Wednesday, the "leaders" of NATO met in Riga and pledged to come to one another's aid in emergencies in Afghanistan. That means, when NATO troops from other countries, poorly trained and under-equipped troops, get themselves into a jam, they'll be dialing 1-800-UNCLSAM on the double. Nice. Canadian General (they have those up there?) Ray Henault (sounds French to me) had this to say: "the move sent a strong message of unity, determination, and certainly solidarity." Really? To whom pray tell?

   With this message of unity, France, Germany, Italy, and Spain (ALL NATO NATIONS) WILL NOT BE SENDING TROOPS to fight regularly alongside US/Brit/Can/Dutch troops in Afghanistan. Gee, thanks guys.

   I can see keeping the Frogs out, after all, General Patton had this to say about the French Army: "I'd rather have a German Division in front of me than three French Divisions behind me." Enough said. The Italians have a pretty good surrender record as well and just the other day, a huge military rifle sale boasted Italian WW2 rifles on sale, NEVER USED AND ONLY THROWN DOWN ONCE!" Spain? Yeah, whatever. I think that the Germans are too busy passing laws forcing German men to sit when they pee than to fight terrorism. After all, a wet seat is a horrible thing to their female leaders!

  NATO needs to be flushed as does the UN, and Washington's words of avoiding foreign entanglements need be chiseled in stone in the House! It's WAY PAST the time for the Euro-PEE-ons to take of themselves!
 America to the UN and NATO!
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Liberal Loathing Shines Through

Posted by GunnyG on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 7:12:55 AM

    So you voted for the Democrats in order to teach the GOP a lesson huh? Well, here is lesson number one from Dem Dummy Charles "DRAFT EM!" Rangel. The New York Sun reported that Rangel barfed up this nugget on Fox News, Sunday, 26 Nov 06.

"If a young fellow has an option of having a decent career, or joining the Army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq. If there's anyone who believes these youngsters want to fight, as the Pentagon and some generals have said, you can just forget about it. No bright young individual wants to fight just because of a bonus and just because of educational benefits. And most all of them come from communities of very, very high unemployment," the congressman said. 

Are liberals simply born stupid or do they really have to work at it? The outstanding report available on the Heritage site completely refutes what this babbling moron says. Here are a few pieces of it.

  • We found that recruits tend to come from mid­dle-class areas, with disproportionately fewer from low-income areas. Overall, the income dis­tribution of military enlistees is more similar to than different from the income distribution of the general population.

  • According to the 2000 Census, the national median income per household in 1999 was $41,994 in 1999 dollars. By assigning each recruit the median 1999 household income for his hometown ZIP code, we calculated that the mean 1999 income for 1999 recruits before entering the military was $41,141 (in 1999 dollars). The mean 1999 income for 2003 recruits was $42,822 (in 1999 dollars). In other words, on average, recruits in 2003 were from wealthier neighborhoods than were recruits in 1999.

  • We find that, on average, recruits tend to be much more highly educated than the general pub­lic and that this education disparity increased after the war on terrorism began. Comparable detailed education data from the Census classify the educa­tion level of individuals into one of seven categories (from less than high school up to graduate/profes­sional degree). We generated a binary variable that assigns a 1 for individuals with a high school diploma or higher and a 0 for less than a high school diploma. If one single statistic could settle this issue, it is this: 98 percent of all enlisted recruits who enter the military have an education level of high school graduate or higher, compared to the national aver­age of 75 percent.

  • We found that whites are one of the most pro­portionally represented groups—making up 77.4 percent of the population and 75.8 percent of all recruits—whereas other racial categories are often represented in noticeably higher and lower propor­tions than the general population.

Heritage's conclusion on the draft:

A military draft along the lines proposed by Rep­resentative Rangel would press thousands more Asian–Americans into service, as well as thousands of Americans who decline to be racially categorized. In contrast, a draft could deny blacks, whites, and others the freedom to enlist in the Army once their racial quotas were filled.

http://www.heritage.org/Research/NationalSecurity/cda05-08.cfm

    The frigging stupid liberals HAVE NOT even taken control of the Congress and they are already PIZZING ME OFF! I understand that Red Nancy Pelosi is an abject moron without the common sense that God gave head lice but C'MON ALREADY! They claim to support the troops and then do everything short of sending Hitlary Clinton over to visit them...oops, they did THAT too.

The "distress" signal from SERE School is evident here. The Soldier was no doubt forced to pose with Hitlary by the brass.

  Is there some rule in the Democratic Socialist manifesto that prevents liberals from doing any fact-checking before they open their oral sewers? In the area of idiots, Charles "DRAFT EM" Rangel is far and away the stupidiest liberal ever to open his yap.

Here are some replies to Draft Em Rangel courtesy of the WSJ Opinion Page.
http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110009311

Where did "Draft Em" Rangel spend HIS time in school?

Rangel: "I am the ORIGINAL DUMB AND DUMBER!"
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Liberals and the Military

Posted by GunnyG on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 2:53:37 PM
   Here is a blast from the past. Apparently, liberals have been back-stabbing the US Military for quite awhile. In Clay Blair's book, "Silent Victory", in Volume 1, on page 397, he relates how a DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN by the name of Andrew May torpedoed the US Navy.

   Apparently, Congcritter May (House Military Affairs Committee) was on a junket to Pearl Harbor and got a briefing on how the US subs were taking the fight to the Japanese and really starting to kick some tail by 1943. He was briefed on the following subjects:
  • That the Japanese destroyers were not following up attacks.
  • That the Japanese were setting their depth charges too shallow.
  • That the Japanese depth charges were not packing enough "wallop" to breach the 1" steel plating on US subs unless it was a direct hit.

   Congcritter May then held a press conference when he got home, relating the TOP SECRET information to the radio and newspapers, assuring the mother's of submariners that their boys were safe. Of course, Japanese spies ALSO listen to the radio and read the papers, and they reported the issues to their bosses. Corrective action was soon applied, with a super depth charge of 600 lbs of TNT hitting their arsenal. Vice Admiral Charles A. Lockwood, commander of the U.S. submarine fleet in the Pacific, later estimated that May's revelation cost the navy as many as ten submarines and 800 crewmen." 




   Clay Blair wrote:

"A serious breach of security may have helped the Japanese anti-submarine forces. In June 1943, Congressman Andrew Jackson May, a sixty-eight-year-old member of the House Military Affairs Committee returning from a war zone junket, gave a press interview during which he said, in effect, Don't worry about our submariners; the Japanese are setting their depth charges too shallow. Incredibly, the press associations sent this story over their wires, and many newspapers, including one in Honolulu, thoughtlessly published it.

"Lockwood and his staff were appalled--and furious--at this stupid revelation. Lockwood wrote Admiral Edwards in acid words, "I hear ... Congressman May ... said the Jap depth charges ... are not set deep enough. ... He would be pleased to know the Japs set'em deeper now." And after the war, Lockwood wrote, 'I consider that indiscretion cost us ten submarines and 800 officers and men.'"

Andrew May was later CONVICTED by a federal jury less in less than two hours of deliberation, of taking bribes from wartime Munitions Makers Henry & Murray Garsson and conspiring to defraud the U.S. He was imprisoned for seven months before Truman pardoned him. (Libs look after their own rather well.)

http://www.ww2pacific.com/congmay.html
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,805201,00.html
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,817584,00.html
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Liberals to the Rescue

Posted by GunnyG on Tuesday, November 28, 2006 7:19:34 AM
   Well, when it comes to appeasement and surrendering, NO ONE does it better than France, unless it's an American liberal stooge. It seems that the whiny-azz Muslim imams who terrorized US Airways flight 300 last week are getting support from the left. (Figures). But here are the FACTS and YOU DECIDE if these vermin terrorized the flight and warranted their treatment.

FACTS:

1. NUMEROUS witnesses said THREE of the imams were praying loudly in the terminal area and REPEATEDLY shouted "Allah" when passengers were called for boarding US Airways Flight 300 to Phoenix.
 
2. "I was suspicious by the way they were praying very loud," the gate agent told the Minneapolis Police Department. 

3.  The imams switched from their assigned seats to a pattern associated with the September 11 terrorist attacks. That is: TWO in the front row first-class, TWO in the middle of the plane on the exit aisle, and TWO in the rear of the cabin.
 
4. "That would alarm me," said a federal air marshal who asked to remain anonymous. "They now control all of the entry and exit routes to the plane." 
    
5. Three of the men asked for seat-belt extenders. HOWEVER, NONE of the three are fatbodies! One flight attendant told police she "found this unsettling, as crew knew about the six [passengers] on board and where they were sitting." The three then placed the straps and buckles on the cabin floor. (They make GREAT restraints.)

6. The above behavoir is consistent with a security probe and as a security professional in upper-management, I too would be alarmed at seeing this.

Enter the liberals and muslim scumbags.

1.  Mahdi Bray, executive director of the Muslim American Society Freedom Foundation, called removing the imams an act of Islamophobia and compared it to racism against blacks. "It's a shame that as an African-American and a Muslim I have the double whammy of having to worry about driving while black and flying while Muslim," Mr. Bray said. (Well Mr Bray, if you ACT like a terrorist, EXPECT TO GET TREATED LIKE ONE!)

2.  The protesters also called on Congress to pass legislation to outlaw passenger profiling. (THAT will sure make it easier for terrorists to get onboard an aircraft. BTW, El Al Airlines REGULARLY PROFILES PASSENGERS and has an ZERO terrorist incidents since the 1970's!)

3.  Leading Liberal Appeaser Rep. Sheila Jackson-Lee, Texas Democrat, said the September 11 terrorist attacks "cannot be permitted to be used to justify racial profiling, harassment and discrimination of Muslim and Arab Americans. Understandably, the imams felt profiled, humiliated, and discriminated against by their treatment," she said.
 
   Sheila Jackson-Lee, you may remember, has opposed ANY measure against terrorists, terrorism, and islamofascists since 9-11. In fact, she WELCOMES them with open arms.

On October 20, 2005, several congressmen and many aides attended a briefing in Congress. Maryam Rajavi, co-leader of the group Mujahedin al-Khalq Organization [MKO] and self-styled president-elect of Iran, addressed the gathering by video from France. She received a warm reception. Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) who thanked “Sister Maryam.” A group of U.S. Congressmen have signed petitions calling for the U.S. Department of State to lift its 1997 classification of the group as a terrorist organization. (It was later DENIED!)

WTF is WRONG with voters in Texas reelecting this idiot?

http://www.aei.org/publications/filter.all,pubID.23674/pub_detail.asp
http://www.terrorismfiles.org/organisations/mujahedin-e-khalq_organization.html

 
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UNIONS SUCK!

Posted by GunnyG on Sunday, November 26, 2006 8:46:13 PM
    Yep, Unions sure do love making other people's lives more miserable so that they can grub a few more dollars out of their jobs. But then again, to a liberal, it's all about the money and not about anything else. here they opened up their collective coloaca and emptied it on Los Angeles Airport.

Strike called for super-busy Sunday!

LOS ANGELES, Nov. 24 (UPI) -- A disgruntled union plans a one-day walkout at Los Angeles International Airport Sunday, one of the year's busiest travel days.

The Engineers and Architects Association, which represents more than 7,500 city engineers, architects and other professionals, said it was planning small, targeted strikes at different city departments on different days in the weeks ahead, the Los Angeles Times reported Friday. About 200 union members work at LAX.

A two-day August strike failed to get union members the pay raises they sought. EAA members, who have worked two years without a contract, rejected a city offer of a 6.25 percent pay increase over three years, from 2004 to 2007. (Guess the city did not want to raise taxes yet again.)

The union represents accountants, chemists, forensic scientists and other technical professionals with an average income of $74,500. (They're BITCHING for getting 74,500 a year! WTF Over!?)

 AFL-CIO on parade.

   I should not be surprised that unions go out of their way to screw people over. After all, the AFL-CIO went on strike as many times in 1944 as they did in 1937, while GI's were fighting and dying on a global scale unheard of then or since. Unions can ALWAYS be counted on by their liberal masters to contribute union dues to whatever liberal candidate that they are told to, like good little drones. Not to mention driving the dead to vote on election day, beating up GOP campaign workers, shooting up GOP campaign centers, slashing the tires on GOP vans, and protesting a free market at Walmart (which they get paid to do). Unions, as out of touch with mainstream America as the UN and Liberalism.  

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Liberals wait with bated breath

Posted by GunnyG on Sunday, November 26, 2006 8:00:10 PM
    Oh yeah, American liberals are short-stroking their little selves with the news coming out of Orwellian Great Britain these days. The Brits have banned all naughty guns (now only criminals have them), knives are a no-no, harsh language...banned, giving mean looks to other people...baaaaaaaad, there are TEN public cameras for every ONE person in London and now the Brits are fielding MICROPHONES to eavesdrop on the public at large!

   "The microphones can detect conversations 100 yards away and record aggressive exchanges before they become violent. The devices are used at 300 sites in Holland and police, councils and transport officials in London have shown an interest in installing them before the 2012 Olympics. The interest in the equipment comes amid growing concern that Britain is becoming a “surveillance society”. It was recently highlighted that there are more than 4.2m CCTV cameras, with the average person being filmed more than 300 times a day. The addition of microphones would take surveillance into uncharted territory." (The Sunday Times, 26 Nov 06)

   Hillary "The Hildabeast" Clinton stated today that "IF" she became the POTUS in 2008, that she would do everything in her power to bring about such a society. She said: "Could you imagine a society where the government could have its finger literally on the pulse of the slaves, er, citizens! We would not have to rely on informants to attack our own unruly citizens and teach them a lesson, like at Waco! We could do away with the Bill of Rights, just like I was taught by the Russians in 1970, when Bubba and I toured the Soviet Union. Just think, a serf, uh, a resident who raises his voice could instantly be surrounded by the new Corrective Behavoir Police (CBP) before they can say a bad word or make someone feel bad. The possibilities of governmental control are endless."

   The Brits are examining the same system that they Dutch have in place. 

   In Holland more than 300 of the cameras have been fitted in Groningen, Utrecht and Rotterdam. Locations include city centres, benefit offices, jails, and even T-Mobile shops. The sensitivity of the microphones is adjusted to suit the situation. Police and local council officials are still assessing their impact on crime, although in an initial six-week trial in Groningen last year the cameras raised 70 genuine alarms, resulting in four arrests.

   HOLY FLAMING DOG SH*T BATMAN! In six-weeks, with a total invasion of privacy with cameras and microphones, only nets FOUR ARRESTS!? Seventy genuine alarms, for what? Farting in public, felonious azz-scratching, two-fingered nose-picking, staring at a nice rack, getting angry over a botched drive-thru order, serious crimes all, to be sure. Yeah, I can see why the fascist liberals would be into this. After all, it was a liberal President, with a Liberal Congress, and a Liberal Senate, who confined US CITIZENS of Japanese ancestry into "Konzentration szeltlagers" ala Hitler. (And they call Republicans Nazis!)

 Coming to you January 2007.

   What is next on the list for liberals? 

   Dick "Turbin" Durbin has this to say on the subject. "Well, once we have the peons, hmm, did I say that, I meant the little people, under our direct control, we plan to start genetic testing in order to create the prefect willing worker. One who never complains about higher taxes, lesser living conditions that we in the socialist elite enjoy, crowded housing, high crime, no guns to protect themselves with, and who are monitored night and day. Our quest in stem cell research is not to cure diseases, well only for the rich liberals like Hanoi JohnFonda Heinz-Kerry (net worth 650M), who can afford these treatments, but to find the way to rule from on high from now until the end of time. Elections will soon be a thing of the past once us libs get back in the power chair." Turbin Durbin also echoed his hero Karl Marx: “From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need.”

   Liberals, Hitler salutes you.
 #1 on all Liberal's reading list.
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Iranians Thank Carter

Posted by GunnyG on Wednesday, November 22, 2006 8:09:41 AM
Iranians thank Jimmy Carter for their
Theocratic Lifestyle
By Ima Spy
ALZ Correspondent

Tehran -- Iranians today thanked former U.S. President Jimmy Carter for putting their entire civilization under the rule of crazed theocratic mullahs who rule by decree not by vote.

   "In 1979, I was happily contemplating a life where I could get a job, live my life, and enjoy some of the comforts of Western life, such as video games, Tabasco sauce, and watching Benny Hill on the tellie. Then our good friend Jimmy Carter left the evil Shah, who was foolish enough to allow us certain civic freedoms, in the lurch, and let the Great Ayatollah Khomieni take over. Now I know that when I make a misstep in society, the mullah's "Ushers of Extreme Displeasure," commonly referred to as "The Ushers" will be there to whip me back into line. In fact, just yesterday I failed to thank Allah for some bird droppings that splattered on my shirt and The Ushers were instantly there to whip me like a red-headed stepchild. Thanks be to Allah," said Iranian Sam Phuckim. "It could have been worse," Sam said, "my neighbor had his lips stitched together by The Ushers for not saying Allah enough. We truly thank Jimmy for that."
 Sam's neighbor swears to praise Allah more now.

   "I've always wanted to see a beautiful woman be stoned to death simply because a jealous man said that he had sex with her after she, in reality, rejected him." Nuclear Physicist Solong Babie said. "Thanks to Jimmy Carter, I've seen it! Praise be to Allah the Merciful." He quickly added, looking around fast. 

 This woman managed to thank Jimmy Carter before the first stone busted her jaw.

   Carter is known to be the only person on earth who actually believed that the Ayatollah Khomieni wanted to impose a peaceful reign on the formerly very progressive and prosperous nation of Iran. After Carter rolled over for the Ayatollah, the Mad Mullah reneged. Carter had this to say of the moment. "Well, you win some you lose some," he shrugged. "Hey, I really thought that he was sincere," Carter said, "how could I know he was gonna punk me out like three-dollar hoe on payday?"

   Iranians lined up by the thousands to thank Jimmy Carter, as he rolled through the streets of Tehran today, stroking Ahmadinejad's hand in estacy. They held up signs like the one below to show their absolute joy at living in a land ruled by 12th Century thinking mad men.
 
Thank You Jimmy        Thank You Jimmy                     Thank You Jimmy

    Carter insisted on Tuesday that the complete and utter failure of his diplomatic efforts in Iran, which led directly to the Ayatollah Khomieni's takeover and the slaughter of hundreds of thousands of people deemed "too Western" by the mullahs and nuts like Ahmadinejad, was not his fault.

"I don't care what the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy says," Carter retorted. "I know my efforts were worthwhile because they now have a leader who really cares about their spirituality and their moral behavior. I mean we in the DNC, oops, I mean America, could really learn from them. So maybe it's for the better that I weaseled out and left an ally twisting in the wind. After all, what's a few stonings and floggings here and there. But for now, you'll have to excuse me, I have to fly to Venezuela to validate another election for Chavez. He's down 50 points in the polls so I have a lot of work ahead of me.
Go to fullsize image Carter shows his medals and gifts from Ahmadinejad. He is considered a Hero of the Islamic Revolution and is a member of the Friends of Allah nightclub located in Tehran. (Affiliate clubs in Cuba and Venezuela).

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More Iraq News

Posted by GunnyG on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 9:03:08 AM

   Tired of the steady diet of bad news, usually made-up by the leftists in media? Try this story on for size. I CAN GUARANTEE THAT IT WAS NOT IN THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA!
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Marines and Iraqis Bring in the Chow.

  In a joint mission, Marines of 1/6 (1st Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment), Iraqi troops of the 2-1-7 Iraqi Army, and Iraqi Police from the Western Ramadi Police delivered over THREE TONS of food to the Al Bohemla Mosque on 4 November 2006. This was in response to the IRAQI PEOPLE coming to the Marines and the Iraqi troops and stating that there was a food shortage in the city. The warriors of the coalition and their Iraqi allies responded IMMEDIATELY! SIX THOUSAND POUNDS OF CHOW SERVED UP!

   The ISF (Iraqi Security Forces) took charge of the food and volunteered to distribute it to the populace.

   Now contrast THAT to the days when Saddam STARVED his people and then blamed it on the oil-for-food blockade, all of the while making millions on it through French and Russian and German bribe scams that involved Kofi Annan and his son Kojo.

   The chow was obtained from the Iraqi Government and consisted of rice, beans, flour, and cooking oil. The food was HAND DELIVERED with the Marines providing external security so that the operation went off without a hitch.

“The Marines offered to help carry the (100 pound) bags, but my soldiers said no,” said Iraqi Armt Lt. Seaf. “We were proud of the work we were doing and wanted the people to know the help came from us.”

The supplies were met with appreciation by the keepers of the mosque, who vowed to distribute the food to the neediest people of their area, said Kish.

“They were very happy to receive the food,” said Seaf. “It will be a great help to the people.”

This was the first operation where all forces worked in conjunction with one another and was a resounding success.

“Being the sons of Ramadi, we must help the people of our city,” said Iraqi Police Maj. Kathem, assistant commander of the Western Ramadi Police Station.

  I wonder how the NY Slimes would have run this story, IF it had run it at all, which they didn't. Headline" "Marines leave Iraqis to starve, outside aid brings in the food."

http://www.marines.mil/marinelink/mcn2000.nsf/ad983156332a819185256cb600677af3/d1f75d11294bdd1c85257228001f6e06?OpenDocument

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New Banana Republic Emerges

Posted by GunnyG on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 7:33:06 AM
   Well folks, just a hop, skip, and a jump across the border will bring you the world's newest banana republic. 

   Hillary Clinton clone, Leftist Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador aka Andy ObraGORE, after demanding 591 recounts in Mexico's election, finally just said the h*ll with it and swore himself in today in Mexico City.


Senora Hitlary, follow my lead!Sieg Heil!Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Alles!

   Also similar to the the Drop-Trou Bubba Administration (no, not the abject corruption (that too) but the enablers clinging to Obragore like a piece of toilet paper clinging to, well...you know where. Rosario Ibarra, a human rights activist and senator for Lopez Obrador's coalition, placed the presidential sash across his shoulders during Monday's ceremony. While the action lacks legal recognition, Lopez Obrador hopes to assume the moral leadership of millions of poor Mexicans. (HAHA! Yeah, like the liberals in America cleaning up Congress by nominating Alcee Hastings to the Chairman position of the Intelligence Committee!) 

Ah, HUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVIST! That's LIBSPEAK for a fugging communist piece of dog squeeze. Jimmy Carter is a human-rights activist and look who's azz HE kisses. Castro, Chavez, Brehznev, to name a few.

   This affects the country's image," said Marco Ramirez, 34, a university researcher watching the protesters from a sidewalk cafe. "It puts out a very bad image."

Columnist Armando Fuentes described Lopez Obrador's "swearing-in" ceremony as "a circus act, a farce" in the newspaper Reforma.

But the political unrest has affected tourism, one of the country's main sources of income, which was down 4.3 percent in the first nine months of 2006, compared to the same period in 2005.

Leave it to the LEFT to f*ck up the economy and hurt the poor right off of the bat!

WAYYYYY past time to build a BIG BIG WALL!

This babydoll sees the light. Adios Democracia en Mehico.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,230957,00.html 
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Tale of Six Imams

Posted by GunnyG on Tuesday, November 21, 2006 7:10:14 AM
   It appears that six imams were removed from a US Airways flight this morning at approximately 0142. Well, BOO-FRIGGING-HOO. WAY TO GO US AIRWAYS! (You've got my money when I travel on business from now on!)

   These "imams" whined about being persecuted and totally ignored the 95% rate of Islamic terrorism since the early 1970's. Even the IRA did not export their terrorism the way that the Islamofascists do. 

   "The six Muslim scholars were returning from a conference in Minneapolis of the North American Imams Federation, said Shahin, president of the group. Five of them were from the Phoenix-Tempe area, while one was from Bakersfield, Calif., he said. Three of them stood and said their normal evening prayers together on the plane, as 1.7 billion Muslims around the world do every day, Shahin said. He attributed any concerns by passengers or crew to ignorance about Islam." (HEY MORON! It ain't OUR JOB to understand your moon god religion. It's YOUR job to conform to OUR LAWS and Standards. Don't like it, leave!)
 
   Seeing three people standing on a plane ABOUT TO TAKE OFF AND PRAYING would have made me request to have them removed as well! (THEY REFUSED TO LEAVE and had to be removed by the police!)

   Ignorance about Islam? You mean like 69 year old Leon Klinghoffer was? You know him, the old man in a wheelchair that a PLO terrorist tossed off of the Achilles Laurel. You mean like Daniel Pearl and Berg were right before their gourds were sliced off? Or thousands of INNOCENT people killed by suicide bombers in Israel are? Yes, Islam the religion of peace. LOTS of religions issue fatwas to kill people like Salman Rushdie for writing a book critical of Islam!

   Ibrahim Hooper, spokesman for the Washington-based Council on American-Islamic Relations, expressed anger at the detentions.

"CAIR will be filing a complaint with relevant authorities in the morning over the treatment of the imams to determine whether the incident was caused by anti-Muslim hysteria by the passengers and/or the airline crew," Hooper said. "Because, unfortunately, this is a growing problem of singling out Muslims or people perceived to be Muslims at airports, and it's one that we've been addressing for some time."

   Gee moron, could it BE because of muslims dancing in the streets on 9-11? Could it BE because muslims time and again have wished death and destruction on "The Great Satan?" When 95% of terrorist acts are committed by MUSLIMS, then you have a 95% chance of seeing a terrorist when you look at a muslim. Even in the military, a muslim fragged his SLEEPING comrades! What a brave muslim. Will he get his 72 virgins when they hang him at Leavenworth?

   This writer would like to see CAIR arrested and deported! They are always strangely silent when Islamofascists do a 9-11 but are very vocal when one of the adherents of the moon god religion are hasseled. 

                    Silent is CONSENT!
 
   If Muslims want to live the life of Islam, maybe it's high-time that we let them. Give them a one-way ticket to the Islamic nation of their choice and revoke their US citizenship...if they even have it. That way, they're happy and we remove a potential terrorist threat. This may seem harsh to some of the liberal bedwetters out there but you DO NOT win a war by nursing a viper at your chest. In fact, ANY NON US CITIZEN if not an essential worker, should ALSO be deported. Harsh? Cruel? Maybe, but if 3,000 Americans, they'd probably agree with me.
 
 
    The Muslim Way              The American Way

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/11/21/D8LH9VQO0.html

LATE NOTE: One of the IMAMS arrested has a CONNECTION to HAMAS and OBL!
 

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Corrupt Dems at the Helm

Posted by GunnyG on Monday, November 20, 2006 11:05:45 AM
   God has a h*lluva sense of humor and MUST be a Republican. Check out this tasty item of news.

1. Alcee Hastings MAY BE the NEXT Chairman of the Intelligence Committee in the Dummycrat controlled Congress. (WTF OVER?)

2. Alcee Hastings is a member of the PROGRESSIVE CAUCUS (page 4 of my blog).

3. Alcee Hastings was IMPEACHED in 1988 as a Federal judge. Why you ask?

  In 1989, Hastings was impeached by the U.S. House of Representatives for bribery and perjury. The Democratic-controlled Senate convicted Judge Hastings of accepting a $150,000 bribe in 1981 in exchange for a lenient sentence and a return of seized assets for 21 counts of racketeering by Frank and Thomas Romano, and of perjury in his testimony about the case. He became only the sixth Judge in the history of United States to be removed from office by the United States Senate. (The Senate had the option to forbid Hastings from ever seeking federal office again, but did not do so.) Gee, I wonder why? (Can't offend the black back on the plantation huh Sen KKK Byrd!)


4. Alcee Hastings is currently a member of the powerful House Rules Committee and is a senior member of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence (HPSCI). On the HPSCI, Hastings is the ranking Democratic member of the Subcommittee on Terrorism and Homeland Security. (THAT would be fugging FUNNY if it were not so d*mn pathetic!)

5.  So the Black Caucus is now dictating to Nancy Pelosi to put a CONVICTED bribe-taker IN CHARGE of the INTELLGENCE COMMITTEE? Gee, you don't think that Ol Alcee Hastings would take a bribe to falsify intel info? Or take a bribe to forget an intel document(s) in the men's crapper? Or to take a bribe to pass intel information to someone in a hotel room, a restaurant, his house, etc?

6.  Democrats ONCE AGAIN prove that they are the stupidiest thing on the face of the Earth and the most corrupt. Casting pearls before the swine, they are willing to put someone with NO MORALS in charge of the Intelligence Committee. Kinda like putting a serial rapist with no morals in the White House, with fat ugly interns at his beck and call.

7.  Remember, this writer called it after election day that the Dummycrats would remind Americans why they were kicked to the curb in 1994. Is Rove a genius or what?


"Hi, I'm Alcee Hastings and NO BRIBE is too small. Just hit my website at:
www.onecorruptscumbag.com and SHOW ME THE MONEY!"
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