The once great nation of Great Britain is now being renamed to the Land of Mary Poppins or in short, The Nanny State. The Nanny State is located on an island in the North Sea, across from Froganistan, in the also recently renamed, Nanny Channel. 

   It seems that the Nanny State social workers are not intruding enough in other people's lives and thus, must find new avenues of approach in order to work their socialistic miracles. These warriors of Liberalism are now placing fat kids on the child protection register, originally created to protect victims thought to be at risk of sexual or physical abuse. In extreme cases children have been placed in foster care because their parents have contributed to the health problems of their offspring by failing to respond to medical advice. (Not feeding them, not vaccinating them, etc)

   Doctor Tom Solomon, a socialized medico replied to this issue in the finest example of Nanny Staterism yet found. “We wonder whether the same charge should be applicable to the parents of dangerously obese children. I think it should be considered. It depends on the parents’ attitude. If the parents say there is nothing they can do because their child only likes to eat chips and biscuits then perhaps it might be worth the state intervening."

   Indeed, Head Honcho and Nanny Stater endorser Tam Fry, agreed and said, “It should be a punishable offence,” he said.    

   It appears that fat children are running amok in The Nanny State, formerly Great Britain, and this photo was recently smuggled out of The Nanny State showing fat children grubbing food at MacDonalds in order to feed their Big Mac habits.

 
"Hey Bloke, fork over the Big Mac or I'll eat your fingers!"

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2570359,00.html

   LA Times published an OP-ED from Professor (John Hopkins) David A. Bell who has been declared America's Azzhat of the Year for 2007 in a stunning unanimous vote nationwide. Americans nationwide cannot foresee anything more stupid for the rest of the year after Bell declared in an article, "Was 9/11 really that bad?"

EXCERPT:

   "IMAGINE THAT on 9/11, six hours after the assault on the twin towers and the Pentagon, terrorists had carried out a second wave of attacks on the United States, taking an additional 3,000 lives. Imagine that six hours after that, there had been yet another wave. Now imagine that the attacks had continued, every six hours, for another four years, until nearly 20 million Americans were dead. This is roughly what the Soviet Union suffered during World War II, and contemplating these numbers may help put in perspective what the United States has so far experienced during the war against terrorism."

   My Response:

   Dear Azzhat, the Soviet Union also purged, froze, shot, hung, and starved another 7-10 million or so of it's own citizens during the purge of the kulaks from 1932-33. Maybe we should do the same just to be historically accurate and not to overreact huh? I guess to YOU, 9-11 was only bad if you were killed in it or had your car damaged?

   Indeed, Herr Professor, the Soviet Union also threw men into combat, one man with a loaded rifle and the one next to him with an additional five rounds in a stripper clip, to pick UP the rifle when the first guy was killed! Not to mention that Commie Penal Battalions attacked German positions UNARMED in order to CLEAR OUT THE MINEFIELDS! These penal battalions consisted of various minor crimes as well as political crimes.

   Penal battalion service was very dangerous: the official view was that they were highly expendable and were to be used to reduce losses in regular units. They were used in attempts to break through particularly stubborn enemy defences with human wave attacks, reconnaisance to determine enemy strength, as rearguards during retreats and in conspicuous ways (eg, wearing dark, instead of snow camouflage, clothing) to attract enemy fire away from regular units.
 
   I wonder, Herr Professor Moonbat, how many of the 1,000,000 ESTIMATED Gulag prisoners forcibly enlisted in Commie Penal Battalions survived the war. I'm guessing that the roll call could be held in a phone booth. 

   Professor Moonbat drools on: "Yet as the comparison with the Soviet experience should remind us, the war against terrorism has not yet been much of a war at all, let alone a war to end all wars.

   You're right Professor, we should all kow-tow to the sacrifices of the Commies in fighting the Hitlerites. We should absolutely discount the fact that Stalin signed the Nonaggression Pact with Hitler on 23 Aug, 1939 in order to protect himself and let Hitler destroy the Capitalists.
 
   Too bad that the 9-11 murderers could not have hijacked an EMPTY plane and flew it into the ACLU building in New York City. The safety and security of the United States would have been better served and THEN 9-11 WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SO BAD!

   Professor Bell proves moonbats, however their level of education, can spew toxic stupidity venom as well as uneducated idiots like Sean Penn, Michael Moore, and Al Franken.
  
Professor David A. Bell, AZZHAT OF THE YEAR 2007!
    
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-op-bell28jan28,0,1900868.story?coll=la-home-commentary

   The good people of Miami are planning a huge celebration when Satan opens up another slot in H*ll for commie-pig Castro. 
 
   City Commissioner Tomas Regalado, a Cuban American, came up with the idea of using the Orange Bowl, noting that the stadium was the site of a speech by President Kennedy in 1961 promising a free Cuba, and that in the 1980s it served as a camp for refugees from the Mariel boatlift from Cuba.

   Ramon Saul Sanchez, leader of the Miami-based Democracy Movement organization stated: "The notion of a big party, I think, should be removed from all this," Sanchez said. "Although everybody will be very happy that the dictator cannot continue to oppress us himself, I think everybody is still very sad because there are still prisons full of prisoners, many people executed, and families divided."

   Ramon worries about how a party to celebrate a man's death would be perceived by people outside the Cuban exile community.

   Don't worry Ramon, the ONLY one to get upset when Castro takes a WELL-DESERVED one-way trip to H*LL is this guy (below). Maybe Tomas can help plan the party for Carter, Hanoi Jane Fonda, and a few others scumbags when they ride the Devil's expressway to H*LL!.


Like Lenin and Stalin. Or Kim Il and Mao.
Communists and thus, my enemy.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070129/ap_on_re_us/miami_castro_death_party

  Senator Harry "Dirty Harry" Reid, recently in the news for a land deal wherein he got over on us, is once again in the crosshairs. Want to buy land in Northern Arizona, the site of a boom, for $166 an acre? Me too. But it appears that Dirty Harry did just that!

  Just a mere 5 years ago, Reid (D-Nev.) paid a measly $10,000 to a pension fund controlled by Clair Haycock, a Las Vegas lubricants distributor and his BUDDY FOR FIFTY YEARS! This gave Dirty Harry full control of a 160-acre parcel in Bullhead City! The weenie? Reid's price for the equivalent of 60 acres of undeveloped desert was less than one-tenth of the value the assessor placed on it at the time.

  Dirty Harry, not one to waste time hooking up a homey waited a minimum of six months after the deal closed before introducing a bill to address the plight of lubricants dealers who had their supplies disrupted by the decisions of big oil companies. OH NO! NOT THAT! HORROR OF HORRORS! Government inervention in the wicked free market when we have Islamofascists trying every which way to nuke us!

  A source close to the crooked SOB stated that it was an issue that the Haycock family had brought to Reid's attention in 1994. And Dirty Harry responded...for a price.

  How much did Dirty Harry rake in? Let's do the math.

1.  In his 2001 Senate financial disclosure, Reid valued his Bullhead City acreage at $5,000 to $10,000 an acre.

2.  He paid a whopping 10,000 dollars for it all.

3.  160 times 7,500 (median number) equals 1,200,000!

   YEOW! He did even better than Hitlary did on cattle futures at Whitewater! Hey Shrillary, better hook up with Dirty Harry! He's leaving you behind. Not a bad profit 1,190,000 eh Harry?

   A Reid spokesman said the senator was in the process of amending his ethics statements to more accurately describe the terms of the deal.

   I believe that is called "FILING A FALSE OFFICIAL STATEMENT" Harry. So were you lying THEN or are you lying NOW? WTF Harry?

   And of course, we CANNOT have Harry paying too much in TAXES now can we? At least twice, Reid appealed to the Mohave County assessor to lower the land valuation and decrease his taxes, in 2002 presenting a 2001 appraisal that valued the land at $1,000 an acre. The assessor's office made a downward adjustment for 2003 but still places the value at about $1,748 an acre.


WHAT DIRTY HARRY TELLS US DAILY.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-reid28jan28,0,5893951.story?coll=la-home-headlines

  A brave Palestinian suicide bomber attacked an evil bakery in the  southern Israeli resort town of Eliat on Monday. This heroic warrior managed to kill three innocent people, guilty of nothing more than buying some bread, or maybe a bagel or two.

  The radical Islamic group, Hamas, that controls the Palestinian parliament and Cabinet, happily celebrated the demise of another Muslim idiot and dedicated the bombing as a "natural response" to Israeli policies. Yes, policies that allow Arabs within Israel to vote, own land, open businesses, worship Allah freely without becoming Dhimmis (like Muslims do to everyone else), and move about the country freely. 

  I wonder when the Palestinians are going to start blaming those who put them in that spot, their fellow Arabs, especially the Jordanians. But then again, that takes common sense. 

  An Islamic Jihad Web site said the attack was meant to help bring an end to weeks of Palestinian infighting. Oh THAT's the reason that they killed three innocent people. Because Islamofascist scumbags cannot coexist peacefully with ANYONE, even themselves.

  Islamofacist Hakim A Loogey stated: "The operation has a clear message to our Palestinian rivals. We must end the infighting and point the guns at the Jews. After they are all dead, as our hero Hitler wanted, then we can resort to killing one another like our peaceful religion demands!"

  The group identified the bomber as Mohammed Saksak, 21, of Gaza City.

  Allah called me today and said that since he was out of virgins, Saksak was gonna have to make do with 72 goats.

   
YOU WATCHED THEM GROW UP, NOW WATCH EM BLOW UP!

Islam, religion of peace and love. 

   The hippie trifecta hit the US capitol this weekend, raging about the War in Iraq and the evil US government. In the photo below, high school graduate Sean Penn feels educated enough to lecture the rest of us. What else has noted pablum-puker Sean Penn dribbled?

   Penn Glad Reagan Had Alzheimer's
  
   "I am not disturbed by Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer's. You know, there's not a lot of cleaner pictures of karma in the world. I mean, it's not a very Christian way of thinking. I do stray sometimes. But I go right from him mocking the farm workers and eating grapes on television during the boycott to him dribbling today. And I feel a sense of justice."
http://film.guardian.co.uk/oscars2002/news/0,11451,652424,00.html 

   Penn Advocates Violent Overthrow of Government

   "I don' know if people value the thought of revolution any more. I think it would be an enormously patriotic movement to invest in the possibility of revolution."
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2001/sep2001/penn-s03.shtml 

   Penn the Patriot (Who Visited Iraq and
Criticized His President While We Are At War)

   "I am more patriotic than this president we have, who I consider a traitor of human and American principles." http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4201707/

   Of course, NO PROTEST would be complete without Tim Robbin's mommy barfing up her pablum. With her degree in Drama, it makes her an automatic expert in foreign relations!

  Sarandon Compares al Qaeda to Corporate America

   "Let us find a way to resist fundamentalism that leads to violence. Fundamentalism of all kinds, in al-Qaeda and within our government. And what is our fundamentalism? Cloaked in patriotism and our doctrine of spreading democracy throughout the world, our fundamentalism is business. This is about business, the business of distracting American attention from Enron and Haliburton, the financial scandals that directly connect this administration to the heart of what is now wrong with the American economy. (Now THAT is funny!)
http://www.mediaresearch.org/cyberalerts/2002/cyb20021029.asp#7

   Sarandon Supports Senator Byrd

   Sarandon called on those present to pressure the Democrats in Congress to oppose Bush. "There are some people still functioning in the government," said Sarandon. "We must support them, particularly (West Virginia Democratic Senator and former member of the KKK) Robert Byrd."
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2002/oct2002/demo-o07_prn.shtml

Can I shoot at an American Air Pirate?

And today, the Three Stooges (apologies to Moe,
Larry, and Curly.)

I am Sean Penn, hear me spew my pablum!

   Apparently we're now treating scumbag losers with kid gloves these days. US Capitol Police Chief Phillip Morse and Dep. Chief Daniel Nichols ordered their officers to fall back which allowed hippie scumbags with srapy paint cans, to move up and spray paint part of the west front steps of the United States Capitol building. Like a bunch of juvenile deliquents.

   "They were the commanders on the scene," one source said, who requested anonymity. "It was disgusting."

   Another source who was an eyewitness, stated that police stopped the vermin at Third Street, but were told to bring the police line in front of the Capitol. Then roughly 300 protesters were allowed to take the steps and began to spray paint "anarchist symbols" and phrase such as "Ourcapitol building" and "you can’t stop us" around the area.

   Good. So next time they want to protest, maybe we can gather up a larger force and beat the crap of of them with clubs and pepper spray, and the cops will just watch and learn.
 
   How about it Chief? Need a few lessons in how to break heads and pepper spray the pizz out of a scumbag? I'm open for consultation.

   I wonder if the Chief and the Deputy are gonna pay for the cleanup or will us taxpayers take it in the tailpipe YET AGAIN!

   US Capitol Police phone line. Let the Chief know how good he's doing.
      202-224-1677.

http://thehill.com/thehill/export/TheHill/News/Frontpage/012507/protesters.html

   IT'S COVER UP TIME AT THE UN ONCE AGAIN!

   Ban Ki-moon was all about cleaning house in the Oil-for-Food Scam now that serial liar, socialist-elitism, and nepotistic loser Kofi Annan was finally sent back to whatever H*ll he came from. Trouble is, is that now our hero is flip-flopping faster than Hanoi John Kerry in front of a camera!

EXCERPT: (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,246822,00.html)

   It is this same ACABQ that Ban now proposes to use as a conduit for handling the inspection of the UNDP’s North Korean unit, which will be carried out not by a truly independent outside auditing firm, but by using the U.N.’s own “external auditors.”

   This U.N. group of auditors may be called external in U.N. parlance — meaning it is not composed of career U.N. bureaucrats — but it is hardly independent of the U.N. itself. The board is made up of the government audit arms of a rotating trio of U.N. member states, currently consisting of the Philippines, South Africa and France. (Yeah, THAT's GONNA WORK! France was TAKING BRIBES from Saddam!) This was precisely the same trio of government auditors, serving on precisely the same U.N. oversight board, that provided so-called external audits during the final graft-crammed years of Oil-for-Food.

   Over a period from 1996 to 2003, the so-called external auditors blew the whistle on precisely nothing, even as Saddam Hussein stole billions from Oil-For-Food in bribery and kickbacks.

   But by Monday, Ban was backtracking faster than you can say “ACABQ” — which is the acronym for the U.N. General Assembly’s own budget oversight body, the Advisory Committee on Administrative and Budgetary Questions — which Ban was suddenly proposing to use as the overseer of his promised housecleaning.

   This is the second time in about three weeks that Ban, put to a test, has first signaled a sound instinct, only to retreat after a dose of in-house consultation. The first occasion came during his first week on the job, after the execution of Saddam Hussein.

   Can I get A FRIGGIN CONGCRITTER WITH A SET OF B*LLS TO SHOVE HR 1146 down the UN's throat? PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE!   

   Former failed ex-President, serial stooge for any thug or tinpot dictator, senile old fool, and noted former lover of Fidel Castro once complained there were "too many Jews" on the government's Holocaust Memorial Council.

   Jimmy Carter also complained that his old recordings of Horst Wessel and Duetschland, Duetschland, Uber Alles were getting old and he wondered in any neo-nazis had any to sell on the Internet. "I just LOVE Al Gore's invention," Jimmy cooed, "I can see all kinds of agony inflicted on the JOOOOOOOS by my Palestinian allies. Not to mention I can email them with suggestions."

   Carter is noted for contacting Neal Sher (who served in the Justice Department's Office of Special Investigation) in 1987 and petitioning for re-entry into the U.S. for Martin Bartesch. Bartesch had been deported by Sher's office to Austria after it was established he served as an SS officer. Sher said his office had "extraordinary evidence" Bartesch shot Jews and when he received a letter from Bartesch's daughter, complete with a handwritten note from Carter on the upper right corner stating the former president wanted "special consideration" for the Bartesch family for humanitarian reasons, he was shocked!

   Bartesch originally immigrated to the U.S. and lived in Chicago. He later admitted to Sher's office and the court he had voluntarily joined the SS as a teenager and served in its Death's Head Division at the Mauthausen concentration camp where many thousands of prisoners were gassed, shot, starved and worked to death. Bartesch also confessed to having concealed his SS service at concentration camp from U.S. immigration officials.
 
   Again, it begs to be asked, WHAT THE F**K was the US Gov't thinking when they named a SUB after this CLOWN!?

   
Jimmy "Arbeit Macht Frei!" Carter

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article53954.html

  Operation RETURN to SENDER is the Immigration and Custom Enforcement (ICE) Agency's plan of attack to round-up these scumbag illegals and ship them and their crime, their diseases, their inability to assimilate, and their constant security threat BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM! 

  Illegal Alien Rosa Maria Salazar's eyes dart anxiously to the door as customers file into the Salvadoran cafe in a heavily Hispanic neighborhood near downtown Los Angeles. (Attention ICE Agents) "We're terrified. The police could come for us at any time and deport us," she said in Spanish earlier this week as diners fingered maize tortillas stuffed with beans and pork scratchings and chatted softly. Gee Rosa, maybe if you weren't here ILLEGALLY, YOU WOULD NOT HAVE TO WORRY!

  The 55-year-old undocumented worker (How about ILLEGAL ALIENS Reuters!? THAT IS WHAT THEY FRIGGING ARE!) from Guatemala is among many Hispanics deeply shaken by recent immigration raids at the heart of Latino communities in southern California.

  What IS Operation Return to Sender? The ICE pinpointed county and city lockups spread over five counties in LA. The police took 423 CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS into federal custody for deportation!

These varmints were being held on OTHER CHARGES UNRELATED to their ILLEGAL ALIEN STATUS!

   Well, we knew that it would happen and it did. The first libdolt moonbat is working to cut off funding for the troops in Iraq.

   Sen. Russ Feingold, D-Wis., has scheduled a hearing next Tuesday in his Judiciary Committee subcommittee to explore whether Congress has the authority to cut off funding for the U.S. military campaign in Iraq. Feingold, a fierce war critic, will force Democrats to consider an option many consider politically suicidal: denying funds to the military and U.S. soldiers to force a quicker end to the war. Democratic leaders have privately called on members to restrain from cutting off funding and focus on congressional resolutions condemning the Bush policy. The resolutions are nonbinding and therefore symbolic.

   "I will soon be introducing legislation to use the power of the purse to end what is clearly one of the greatest mistakes in the history of the nation's foreign policy."

   I guess that this idiot thinks that Carter's allowing 52 Americans to remain guests of the Iranian Government was not bad, or that Bubba's numerous uses of the American military as a "meals-on-wheels" foreign policy program was kosher. Yep, Vietnam's loss by LBJ and then the lib-doves cutting off the funds for an ally was cool.

   Feingold, another moron foisted on the rest of us by nimrods in the frozen north. Thanks Wisconsin. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0107/2478.html


This Pic says it all. McShame and McSchmuck.

   Okay, I was rough on Ellison a few articles ago and felt bad, for maybe five seconds. Then, in my travels today, I see that during Ronald Reagan's crushing defeat of Liberalism in 1980, one state stood for stupidity. Yep. You guessed it. Even HAWAII stood against Mondale!


 

Can we give Minnesota to Canuckistan or France?
Thanks for GIVING us Keith Ellison you idiots.

http://www.doitforthestory.com/graphics/Walter%20Mondale.jpg

   AMMAN, Jordan - A Jordanian man fatally shot his 17-year-old daughter whom he suspected of having sex despite a medical exam that proved her chastity. The man surrendered to police hours after the killing, saying he had done it for family honor.

   The crime is the first "honor killing" this year in Jordan, where many men consider sex out of wedlock to be an almost indelible stain on a family's reputation. On average, about 20 women in the country are killed by their relatives in such cases each year. Women have been killed for simply dating.

   Islam, the religion of peace, love, and tolerance. What the Dhimmicrats are signing us all up for through their Political Correctness and Appeasement of these barbarians.

 
Executed for reading a book, or maybe
listening to a radio! Looking for a job perhaps.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070125/ap_on_re_mi_ea/jordan_honor_killing

   Sutter Hill's Cardiac Program Administrative Director Debra Muhl, in late December 2005, had a lot on her plate. She had a heavy workload, the three days remaining until Christmas, and only thirty more days to spend with her family before she was to deploy to Iraq. Then her boss, Richard Gray, the cardiac program's medical director, gave her another problem.

   Debra Muhl stated that DICK Gray said, "I've decided to eliminate your position. When you return from the desert, you won't have a job."

   That short conversation forms the heart of a Federal lawsuit against Sutter Health that Muhl filed Tuesday in San Francisco. It states that Sutter Health violated the USERRA (Uniformed Services Employment and Reemployment Rights Act) by giving Muhl the axe. Debra Muhl is a lieutenant colonel in the U.S. Air Force Reserve and returned in June 2006 after performing medical services in Iraq.

   Sutter Health spokeswoman Karen Garner said Tuesday that Muhl's termination was based on internal economics and not on her military service. "Our Sutter Health network has granted hundreds of military leaves of absence over the last four years, and many employees have had multiple military leaves of absence," she said. "We're proud to have supported all of these employees in serving our country." (cough) BULLSQUEEZE! (cough)

   Debra's attorney, David Lowe cited comments made by Muhl's boss, DICK  Gray, who was frustrated with her military demands. To the point where DICK urged her to file a congressional complaint requesting a hardship discharge. (July 2003)

   "I did not want to resign my commission," Muhl said. "This has been a major part of my life and what makes me who I am."

   Muhl compromised, she said, by requesting a transfer to a unit with fewer deployments. But when her new orders came in, she said, Gray was visibly upset and asked, "How could this happen?" Two days later, she said, he fired her. "I was devastated," said Muhl, who said she turned to anti-anxiety medication to deal with the emotional turmoil as she performed her duties at Balad air base north of Baghdad. "I felt betrayed."
(Liberal backstabbing the troops knows no limits Debra!)

   "I can stay in the Air Force until I'm 60 years of age," she said. "This is what I trained to do ... I feel that I make a difference."

   Nice Guy Doc Gray

"YOU'RE
FIRED!!

http://hearts.sutterhealth.org/classes/contactus.html