Posted by
GunnyG© on Thursday, February 01, 2007 7:48:52 AM
BE ADVISED. GRAPHIC PHOTO OF AL FRANKEN HERE. HAVE A
BARF BAG HANDY! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Well, it's official now, Minnesota is going Islamic with the dispatch of former Black Panther and now Islamic schmuck Keith Ellison to the US Congress. Now, liberal dingbat and Islamofascist-approved Dhimmi Al Franken is now running for Senator of Minnesota!
The Anti-Liberal Zone was ready for this move now that scAIR AMERICA is now swirling round the toilet bowl and expected Franken to look for a job. We dispatched noted scientist Marillion Gandalf to test the waters in Minnesota. He sent back this chilling report. "Gunny, the water up here is testing heavy for the chemical koranical and that is the chemical responsible for extreme stupidity as well as an unnatural devotion to the moon-god Allah and Islam. It is corroding the brains of Minnesotans. Call Herr Rove and start the process to wall off these future Islamofascists."
Our archivist, Bill "Dusty" Rhodes then uncovered these nuggets of wisdom that Al Franken has dispensed to us.
1. "We are flaming swords of justice," Franken told a cheering crowd at a party to launch the network Tuesday night. "Bush is going down, he is going down, he is going down. And we're going to help him." Mar 31, 2004.
2. "What must it be like to live in Rush Limbaugh’s world? A world where when anyone other than conservative, white men attempts to do anything or enter any profession, be it business, politics, art or sports, the only reason they’re allowed entry or, incredibly, attain excellence is because the standard was lowered. Be they liberals, people of color, women, the poor or anyone with an accent.... Edgy, controversial, brilliant. What a way to shake up intelligent sports commentary. Hitler would have killed in talk radio. He was edgy, too.” Oct 5, 2004.
3. "And so there's no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity, the news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book. You know. I'm not that left-wing. I mean, but I'm a liberal and I'm not going to stand for this baloney that's coming from the right. I just won't stand for it anymore. Oct 2003.
4. "One thing I've noticed: Steve Forbes when he speaks almost never blinks. He has this weird stare while he's speaking, he's very programmed. It's amazing that Forbes is getting this far. I mean, the flat tax guy won't release his own tax form. I hope the guy gets nominated. It would be hilarious. He was asked in the Iowa debate, "How much would you save with the flat tax?" He sidestepped the question. But according to Fortune magazine he's worth $430 million; so if he's a mildly competent investor he would make $43 million a year on interest, at 10%. And he would pay no taxes on that $43 million, because the flat tax would eliminate taxes on interest and capital gains. His flat tax would save millions for his siblings too. So, come on Republicans, please, please nominate him. But I think they'll pick Dole.
5. "I mean three of those guys--Dornan, Keyes and Taylor--could be certifiably crazy, you know what I mean? (This from a guy who posed in diapers.)
6. "It just drives me nuts that these guys have stolen values, when they’re corrupt, dishonest, greedy. They hire people by cronyism. They hijack religion and Jesus, when Jesus talked about helping the poor. As I always say, if you cut out every passage in the New Testament where Jesus talks about helping the poor, or helping the least among us – if you cut out each one of those passages, you’d have the perfect box to smuggle Rush Limbaugh’s drugs." (This from the guy who took 800,000 from an orphanage to start scAir America!)
7. "I think the president -- I think people have to remember back to September 12, 2001. We were the most united we had ever been in our history that I can remember." (Yeah, the Clintons NEVER USED Class Warfare to retain control)

"Me run for Senatowe of Minneswota.
Baa-baa GOO GOO! Me want baadow milk."