This is simply too funny. Senator Carl Kruger, a Dhimmicrat from Brooklyn wants to introduce legislation that would ban people from using an MP3 player, cell phone, Blackberry or any other electronic device while crossing the street in either New York City or Buffalo. Yeah, have the police do THIS instead of solving stupid thinkgs like Murder, Robbery, Rapes, etc.

Lib Mantra: These people must be managed like the sheep they are! We HAVE to take care of them from cradle-to-grave! THINK of the CHILLLLLLLDRENNNN!

  Because of two recent pedestrian deaths in his district, which included a 23-year-old man who was struck and killed last month while listening to his iPod on Avenue T and East 71st Street in Bergen Beach, Dhimmicrat Kruger wants to make it all better. "While people are tuning into their iPods and cell phones, they're tuning out the world around them," Kruger said. The proposed law would make talking on cell phones while crossing the street a comparable offense to jaywalking.
 
   Hey stupid, how about teaching them SITUATIONAL AWARENESS instead of passing ANOTHER law that cannot be enforced. Carl, take a lesson from the military that you avoided serving in. NEVER EVER give an ORDER that you cannot enforce, it weakens discipline. 

   Nanny-Stater Nicole Lake of Jersey City mewled..."It's too dangerous." Drivers don't pay attention and pedestrians don't pay attention." (Now I know why New Jersey sucks so bad.)
 
 
Nicole Lake, afraid to
cross the street.

http://www.wnbc.com/news/10948106/detail.html

   The results of the debunking of Al Gore's wild Global Warming bullsqueeze are IN. Al Gore, the Inventor of the Internet, spoke out today in the heart of Socialist country, Madrid, the very government that surrendered to the al-Qaeda. It is apparent that Al Gore is taking a page out of the DNC's playbook and blaming Bush. Now I KNOW that Global Warming is ABSOLUTE BULLSH*T if AL has to blame Bush.

Gore says Bush administration paying scientists to dispute global warming!

MADRID , SPAIN (CNN) -- Former Vice President Al Gore said in an interview on Tuesday the Bush administration is now paying scientists to dispute global warming since the administration can no longer argue against it.

During an interview with CNN affiliate Cuatro in Madrid, Gore said, "they've lost the argument and they don't want to stop dumping all this pollution into the Earth's atmosphere. The only thing they have left is cash and now they're offering cash for so-called skeptics who will try to confuse people about what the science really say. But it's unethical because now the time has come when we have to act."

Nice try Al. Maybe if you STFU and quit flying around the world, spreading CRAP, CO2 levels would plummet, down around YOUR IQ level.

BTW Al, NICE JOB selling Global Warming with your C+/D grades in your Harvard science classes!

http://www.cnn.com/POLITICS/blogs/politicalticker/2007/02/gore-says-bush-administration-paying.html


Keep WHINING Al! We're laughing OUR BUTTS OFF!

   Oh oh, whenever the UN says things like: "closer cooperation needed", or "mutually dependent relationship between environmental sustainability and economic development," you just KNOW that the USA is gonna take it in the shorts. These bloated and corrupt bureaucrats from the UN will begging for more and more US tax dollars to pay for their wayward crapola. Indeed, the head stooge for the UN now states: " Poor countries will suffer most from global warming." The main goal for the UN and the rest of the world is to do ANYTHING to stop our steamroller economy. Once you understand THAT, you've got the key to their agenda.

   Ol Bani-Ki Moon now mewls that, "It is the poor countries which will suffer most from climate change even though they are the least responsible for global warming." Ban Ki-moon then pledged that action on the issue will be one of his priorities. (In other words, getting US to foot the bill will be his MAIN PRIORITY!)

   "Despite our best intentions and some admirable efforts to date, degradation of the global environment continues unabated, and the world's natural resource base is being used in an unsustainable manner," a press release issued by the UN Information Center (UNIC) here on Tuesday quoted him as saying. Translation: "Everything that we have done to derail the US economy and make it more like the French economy has failed."

   He referred to projections in the latest assessment by the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, released on Friday, which reported that global warming is unequivocal and most likely caused by human activities, with all countries set to feel the adverse impacts. (BTW, THIS is the report that OMITS the data from the Medieval Period that completely REFUTES their evidence!)

   Loony Moonie completely ignores any and all evidence to the contrary such as this article by a REAL Climatologist, not a C+ science student like Al Gore. http://www.canadafreepress.com/2007/global-warming020507.htm

   Lastly, Loony Moonie's scary statement was: "UNEP’s strengthened cooperation with the UN Development Program augurs well for mainstreaming the environment into development planning.” That means, if we can scare the crap out of the idiots in the world and FORCE the US to heel! we can implement our ultimate goal of one world rule by the UN.

http://www2.irna.com/en/news/view/menu-239/0702069276184002.htm

HR 1146 NOW!
http://www.thelibertycommittee.org/hr1146start.htm  
http://www.theunsucks.com/

   San Francisco, 5 Feb, 2007. America's top male paraglider cheated death yesterday after being attacked by a pair of "screeching" liberal moonbats
while competition flying off of the cliffs overlooking San Francisco. Jack Hammer, 35, VRWC member watched in horror as two huge moonbats began to rip into his parachute canopy, with one moonbat becoming entangled in his lines!

   "The d*mn this was clawing at my head at about 8,000 feet up and was hissing like something I'd hear at a Cindy Sheehan speech!" He told ALZ reporter Hugh Blocker. Hammer continued in typical right-wing stoicism stating, "I heard a horrible screech behind me and a moonbat flew down and attacked me, swooping down and bouncing into the right side of my wing with its claws. Then another one came out of nowhere and they both commenced a sustained attack on my glider, tearing at the right-wing."

   One of the liberal moonbats became wrapped in the canopy lines and slid down toward Jack, slashing at his face with its claws and hissing evil-smelling venom even as the paraglider plummeted toward the ground.

   "It swooped in and hit me on the back of the head, (typical Moonbat Tactic, to hit from behind) then got tangled in the lines which collapsed my chute. So I had a very, very large moonbat wrapped up screeching beside me as I fought back," Jack said. "I whipped out my Llama .380, which I carry-concealed since my last moonbat attack, and blasted the first one in it's hissing mouth as the venom was burning through my jumpsuit. The second one tried to beat feet outta range but I nailed that sucker as well."

   Both liberal moonbats fell, appropriately enough, into a nearby sewage treatment pond. The police declined to check to see if the moonbats lived.

   Police spokesman, Paulie Ward stated, "Those moonbats were history and it appears that the shooting was legit. Those were rabid moonbats, not the average San Francisco type. These were more like the Bezerkley type." 

   
Bezerkley Moonbats
Genus: Liberalus
Species: Moonbaticus
Danger level: To the USA? Extreme.
Shoot on sight.


The Mother of Moonbats watches her children
fall over San Francisco. "My babies!"

   Hitlary Clinton, in her address yesterday, stated: 

   "The Democrats know what needs to be done.  Again, we're working trying to try push this agenda forward.  The other day the oil companies reported the highest profits in the history of the world.  I want to take those profits and I want to put them into a strategic energy fund that will begin to fund alternative, smart energy; alternatives and technology that will begin to actually move us toward the direction of independence." 

The main point? That ANY profit automatically belongs to the GOVERNMENT!

   Okay, let's journey to the Socialist paradise of Zimbabwe.

   On Monday Didymus (HAHA) Mutasa told the last remaining white farmers that they will be jailed if they refuse to abide by a deadline that passed over the weekend for them to leave their farms. (Why they are STILL there after the slaughter in 2000 is beyond me.)

   Ol Didymus stated: "Those farmers who do not comply with the orders to vacate the land will be dealt with severely." (Ah, that probably means that the men will be shot and the women raped and THEN shot like last time)

   In 2000, before the brave Socialist leader Mugabe took over, there were around 4,500 white commercial farmers in Zimbabwe in 2000, which was the BREADBASKET of Africa. Now only 400 are left.

   Since the implementation of the great socialist reforms, Zimbabwe is suffering its worst economic crisis since independence, with acute shortages of hard currency, food, gasoline, medicines and essential imports. The meltdown is blamed largely on disruptions to the agriculture-based economy after the often violent seizures of thousands of white-owned commercial farms began in 2000. (Gotta love Socialism and the forcible seizure of other people's property and money!)

   Zimbabwe is currently enjoying an annual inflation that is running at more than 1,000 percent, the highest in the world. Oops, THAT's gotta SUCK!

   Mugabe gave his buddies the land and many of them lack agricultural expertise, and lack the dedication and financial resources to make a success of farming. (Gee, go figure. Nepotism and Despotism are KEYNOTES of Socialist elitists!) Mugabe says land reform was necessary to correct colonial-era imbalances in ownership. (THAT makes sense. Correct ONE wrong with ANOTHER wrong and have your people starve to death. The U.N.
estimates that about 4 million people are in need of food aid in Zimbabwe.)

 Gotta love the ideology of Socialism that kills the farming economy in Zimbabwe, the FORMER Soviet Union, and has Cuban farmers using OXEN to plow their fields while capitalist farmers in the USA use STATE-OF-THE-ART methods to feed the rest of the world. SOCIALISM AND HITLARY CLINTON?


 JUST  SAY   NO!

   Gee, go figure. Hanoi John Fonda-Kerry, defeated loser of the 2004 election, writer of his own medal citations, chaser of rich widows, absentee Senator (70% of the votes missed), French-descendent, Mr Ed stand-in, and overall a**clown, could not miss an opportunity to bash America on the 30th of January. A number of Americans knew that Hanoi John had once again kicked America in the gut but did the MS print what Hanoi John said? The ALZ is here with the complete gouge.

   Hanoi John opened his sewer and spewed: "When we walk away from global warming, Kyoto, when we are irresponsibly slow in moving towards AIDS in Africa, when we don’t advance and live up to our own rhetoric and standards, we set a terrible message of duplicity and hypocrisy."

   Hanoi John, loving the sound of his own nuanced voice babbled on.

   "So we have a crisis of confidence in the Middle East—in the world, really. I’ve never seen our country as isolated, as much as a sort of international pariah for a number of reasons as it is today." Not stopping there, Hanoi John also criticized what he called the "unfortunate habit" of Americans to see the world "exclusively through an American lens."

(Does that mean we ain't nuanced enough you sack of crap?)

   Commie-lover Hanoi John did manage to give us the stunning advice that, "a new approach could yet bring great benefits to the United States and other countries. I think if we did that more forcefully and effectively we could really change the dynamics of the world. We should be less engaged in this "neocon" rhetoric of regime change and more involved in building relations and living up to our own values so that people make a different judgment about us."

(I guess donating several hundred million dollars of aid after the tsunami to MUSLIMS in Indonesia (people who HATE US, doesn't count?)  

   Enter Congressman Duncan Hunter. He reply to Hanoi John Kerry and indeed, the rest of the sh*t-eating world were words to be read by all.

   "It was terrible for him to say that," said Hunter. Hunter then added that the United States has come to the aid of many of the countries represented by the 2,400 business and political leaders at the forum, NONE OF THEM had responded after Hurricane Katrina and helped the USA!

   Hunter added, "They had earthquakes-we helped. They had floods-we helped. They had disease-we helped. They were threatened-we left the safety of our homes to defend them. I didn't see any of them in New Orleans," he told workers at Wilcox Industries, which makes night-vision equipment and laser targeting devices for the U.S. military.

   Hunter also stated that, "at least seven Congressional committees plan hearings or other oversight on how the $88 billion approved for Katrina relief is being spent, but we won't have to worry about having a review of those nation's response to the hurricane, because none of them came to the American disaster," Hunter said.
 
   An idiot working for traitor Hanoi John then reorted with this nugget. 
"Hunter is out of touch with Americans who desperately want their country to regain the respect of the world. Duncan Hunter is stuck in the tuba section of the Republican presidential parade, so he'll say anything for attention," David Wade said. (David Wade is the same idiot who lied and said that Kerry was NOT at the VVAW meeting where the assassination of certain Senators was planned. Records and witnesses said different.)

   Oh yeah, David, I'm DESPERATE for the smelly Frogs to love me and my country. NOT! David Wade, nominated for Chief A**Hat of 2007.

   Hunter, a conservative from San Diego who is serving his 14th term in Congress, is very pro-military, pro-US, and has a strong stance against illegal immigration. BTW, he played a leading role in the construction of a 14-mile double fence on the U.S.-Mexico border in San Diego. He also co-authored legislation signed by President Bush that would extend the border fence to 850 miles. Can ANY Dhimmicrat match THOSE crendentials?


Thanks for playing you blithering idiot.

  It was as inevitable as the sun rising and setting now that shake-down artists Jesse "Love Child" Jackson and Al "Twanda Brawley" Sharpton are growing old and slowing down. That is, the rise of a new shake down artist by the name of Saru Jayaraman. How does the spawn of Jesse and Al do her thing? Read on my friend.

  The name of the group is called the ROC which stands for: the Restaurant Opportunities Center, and it targets top restaurants in NYC for payments. Sounds familiar don't it? That's a page out of Jesse and Al's playbook, threaten a large corporation with claims of racism, all bullsh*t of course, but what business, trying to make a profit, needs that hassle? Thus, the payoff is made. Jesse and/or Al go away richer and we pay for by raised prices from the targeted corporation.

  So, what is the Modus Operandi for these liberal socialist scumbags? They say they do it for the poor restaurant workers, first of all. In November 2005, ROC scumbags stormed the Redeye Grill, in the middle of dinner service, armed with loudspeakers, noisemakers and cameras, and began causing chaos! Then, they handed the owner a letter accusing him of "subjecting our employees to wage and hour violations, sexual abuse, verbal abuse and racial discrimination! The letter demanded that he send them $3 million and threatened that if he refused to pay, ROC would launch pickets, media attacks and lawsuits against the Redeye Grill.

  Why didn't patrons give these vermin the bum's rush is my question! I thought that NY'ers were tough and gritty. Guess not. I know if I'm out enjoying dinner and a group of moonbats rushes in to disturb my fine dining, I'm dragging them out! 

  The head of these socialists, Saru Jayaraman, said she had no specific claims against the Redeye Grill but that she still demanded to bargain collectively on behalf of all Redeye employees. The Redeye Grill owner declined because federal labor law specifically prohibits employers from dealing with any "representative" who hasn't actually been chosen by his workers.

  The National Labor Relations Board ruled that ROC's actions are not legal protests and that the liberal socialist shakedown artists must stop. The libstain Jayaraman agreed and then stepped up her efforts thus proving that liberals are liars and not to be trusted...ever. So, how did this idiot keep going?

  She got religion, like ol "REVEREND" Al Sharpton did.

  She claims that her protests are now "PRAYER VIGILS!" Of course, she has help from another flaming libdolt moonnbat, Barbara Lundblad, a professor at Union Theological Seminary. Gee, go figure.

GIVE ME YOUR MONEY OR ELSE
I'll NEVER S.T.F.U!


The ugly face of liberal moonbattery,
or should I say, scumbaggery.
Professor Moonbat Barbara Lundblad.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/02042007/postopinion/opedcolumnists/food_fight_opedcolumnists_tom_elliott.htm

   George Soreazz, the billionaire who has made his money on currency speculation, a crime in many nations, and the Sugar Daddy of the Dhimmicrat Party is once again in the news. But first, let me give you a little background on the supporter of the Dhimmicrats.

1. He advocates OPEN BORDERS! That is, NO NATIONS except the United Nations. Of course, billionaire Soreazz can live on his own island away from the teeming mob, but there it is.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2006/7/25/104735.shtml

2. Broke the bank of England by selling short on the pound.

3. Financier of GUN CONTROL efforts in the USA.

4. Funds PAC "Campaigns for a PROGRESSIVE (socialism) future.

5. Was HIMSELF an "Assistant NAZI" during WW2, eventhough he is JEWISH.

6. Allegations of Georgie Boy collaborating with the Communists in 1946 Hungary. http://www.rense.com/general61/thecaseofgeorgesoros.htm

  Soros added this comment, as reported by Norris in The New York Times' online "Davos Diary": "To what extent it recognizes the mistake will determine its future." Soros said Turkey and Japan were still hurt by a reluctance to admit to dark parts of their history and contrasted that reluctance to Germany's rejection of its Nazi-era past. "America needs to follow the policies it has introduced in Germany. We have to go through a certain deNazification process." (I guess this commie overlooks Stalin huh?)

  WE Georgie boy? You got a mouse in your pocket? Seems to the Gunny that YOU are the scumbag Nazi, a traitor to his people, and a bloodsucker who preys on the economies that billions of other rely on. You advocate HIGHER TAXES on the rest of us yet secure your fortune OUTSIDE of the USA! 

  In a few words, KISS MY GRITS LOSER!  


My name is GEORGE SOREAZZ
AND AS ALL GOOD COMMIES SAY:

"DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO!"

Universal Health Care - Economics 101
by S. King, CEO.

   What single element always brings rationality, productivity and lower prices to any market? Semiconductors, personal computers, mobile phones, HDTVs, automobiles, computer storage, green home building, and the list goes on forever. All of these are free markets and demonstrate the results of unfettered capitalism.

   As I wrote yesterday, Red Nancy Pelosiovich, demonstrating that some pigs REALLY ARE more equal that others, is demanding, DEMANDING MIND YOU, that her Highness be given, basically, a private jet courtesy of the US Military, that will allow HER, HER FAMILY, HER FRIENDS, HER STAFF, THEIR FAMILIES, to flit back and forth to the Land of the Fruits and Nuts to get info on how to run the country into the ground from uber-liberal maggots in anti-US, anti-military, anti-capitialist San Scumcisco.
http://noliberalspin.townhall.com/g/914245d2-2a9f-4777-bb3d-0a51b6a3c1fb 

   A poster by the handle of Dash 42 brought to the Gunny's attention that Gov John Sununu, serving Bush 41, LEFT THE GOVERNMENT over misuse of Government aircraft even though he was within the regulations. Bush 41 wanted to avoid "impropriety"! (I'd have told the libs to get stuffed...deep!) KUDOS TO DASH 42!

   The Gunny had to do some serious research to dig up the gouge on this issue and found it below."President Bush said Wednesday he would review the White House travel policy, suggesting Chief of Staff John Sununu's extensive travel aboard government planes has left a 'perception problem.' Bush said Sununu had his 'full confidence.'

   "I don't like this jumping all over Gov. Sununu when he has complied with the policy and he's made full disclosure. What more can you ask for?" Bush said in impromptu comments to reporters (libscum) after a send-off for Djibouti President Hassan Gouled Aptidon. Bush 41 failed to note that liberals would B*TCH even if they were hung with a new rope!

   "Sununu and the Republican Party reimbursed the government $47,044 for his private travels."
  
   It costs $3,945 an hour to operate the 12-passenger C-20 plane that Sununu usually uses. Because of that cost, it has been estimated that Sununu's trips have cost the US taxpayer more than $500,000. Documents released by the White House showed that Sununu had taken 77 trips on military planes from the spring of 1989 until last weekend. Sununu said most of his travel, including visits to Colorado ski resorts and repeated visits to his home state of New Hampshire, were official business.

   Now, we're talking ONE MAN on a SMALL PLANE. Red Nancy is seeking a BIG AIRPLANE to hold a bunch of over-egoed libstains. I wonder if she'll have to wipe the illegal aliens at her winery to get them to produce MORE WINE in order to pay us back for the costs? After all, Red Nancy, Sununu and the RNC ponied up the cash!

   Once again, we are shown that liberals cannot grab power fast enough or enrich themselves quick enough.

   Red Nancy's advice to the rest of us in Flyover Country? Why, words from her hero Stalin.


http://www.mndaily.com/daily/gopher-archives/1991/04/25/International.txt