Posted by
GunnyG© on Friday, August 28, 2009 9:09:48 AM
Now, in keeping with the fairness doctrine, the Gunny is providing the other side of the coin for consideration, that is, what passes for liberal thinking. Now the liberal brain does not gather in nor process information in a logical, factual, or reasonable manner. No, all liberal thinking is obsessed with the pursuit and obtaining of power and then using that power to preserve their socialist elitist advantages in life; from sending THEIR kids to the best schools, to being able to dodge taxes at will, to being able to have sex scandals at will, with a compliant Lapdog media as their ally. Normally, one would have to spend YEARS taking Abnormal Psychology courses to understand even a modicum of liberal thinking but the Gunny is attempting to make the difficult if not the impossible, possible.
Here is how liberals think on a few major issues:
1. Freedom of Speech/Freedom of Assembly: Freedom of speech must always be allowed and in fact, encouraged, as long as it does not involve criticism of the Democrat party, Democrat policies, Democrats in general, or horror of horrors, minorities and their actions. One must be able to burn Old Glory, drag it through the streets, defecate on it but when Rush Limbaugh states that he wants Obama’s socialist policies to fail, why, that hate speech must be silences. Freedom of assembly must be protected as long as they arrive on scene in buses provided by Soros, the Tides Foundation, ACORN, etc., but any other groups who take a day off of work, drive to a protest in their own cars, must be limited. If they criticize Obama, see the policy above.
2. Taxes: It is the most important function of government to ensure that there is a level playing field between the evil rich and the poor and this is even more important than having a strong military, winning any wars, or ensuring border security. Thus, the levying of taxes is the most essential role, except for collecting them, in order to support the above objective of redistributing OPM (Other People’s Money). Indeed, it is perfectly advisable for liberals who don’t believe in religion to invoke Matthew 22:21 on Americans: “Render unto Caesar (US Government) the things which are Caesar’s (US Government),” in order to justify slapping, oops, levying higher taxes on us. Any tax cuts are wrong except when routed to the 50% who pay zero taxes as it is.
3. Religion: Speaking of religion, the only thing the proles, er, citizens should rely upon is the largesse of the Democratic Party for their support from cradle to grave. This alleviates the need to participate what that great democrat Karl Marx said, “religion is the opiate of the masses.” Indeed, the Ten Commandments, the Cross, nativity scenes, Angels on Christmas trees, etc, MUST be hidden from view in order that no one is offended! Happy Holidays shall replace Merry Christmas and anyone uttering those words should be labeled as a miscreant. Moreover, Christianity and Judaism must be suppressed at all costs but Islam must be openly promoted in the name of religious awareness, multi-culturalism, diversity, and tolerance. In fact, it helps when the POTUS not only bows to a foreign Islamic leader several times but also departs on a “Bash America” tour in Cairo.
4. Racism and Affirmative Action: All discrimination based on race or gender is wrong Liberals espouse, except when directed at white men, who are the cause of all of the world’s ills according to Barack Obama, “white people’s greed leaves a world in need.” Thus this “equality” is mandated by law and declared Affirmative Action. This includes such racist activity as enforcing borders and immigration laws because it targets Hispanics and it obviously based on racial profiling. If terrorists come across the border illegally, why, they won’t hurt us because we love them. Anyone saying that English is the official language of the USA is a racist. This includes all Conservatives who seek to preserve American customs, traditions, and cultures. These bigoted hate mongers should be punished for their actions whereas illegal aliens must be allowed to maintain cultural and ethical heritage at all costs and if they fail to assimilate into mainstream America, who cares.
5. The U.S. Constitution Is Wrong: Because this document was crafted by stupid old white men, the Constitution is out-of-touch and simply wrong for America. This includes the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights because those too were crafted by white male Christians who did not have lesbians, gay males, blacks, Hispanics, Asians, illegal aliens, women, adherents of Islam, and any other group not addressed herein, represented. Thus, the Constitution is wrong, evil, stupid, outdated, and must become a living breathing document subject to change at will by liberal leaders, in regards to whatever group of people they are currently pandering to.
6. Abortion, the Death Penalty, Death Panels: Yes on Abortion. They are not humans yet. No on the Death Penalty. Those poor serial murderers, serial rapists, etc, must be saved and allowed to vote for Democrats. When people get old and serve no purpose, let them take the red pill or the blue pill. Obama: “she [grandmother] would be better off not having the surgery but taking the painkillers.” The exception is liberal leaders like Ted Kennedy who must receive every ounce of the finest taxpayer funded health care possible in order to keep him/them voting.
7. Same-Sex marriage/Gay Rights: Marriage can no longer justify or sanctify the man-woman relationship. Children can be raised by anyone handy, or by themselves for that matter. In fact, today, there are several possible combinations of marriage available, with more coming every day! Man/Woman, Man/Man, Woman/Woman, Man/Horse, Woman/Cat, etc, and all of which are morally acceptable and allowable under the “new” Constitution just changed to reflect this yesterday. Indeed, it should be noted that marriage is not vital to the sanctity of heterosexual partners but denying this basic right to same sexes is clearly wrong, immoral, discriminatory, unfair, and clearly unconstitutional (as of yesterday).
8. The American Dream: The only way to keep the American Dream alive is to vote for Democrats and join a union. We must ignore the fact that Democrats support corrupt unions like the SEIU, we must ingnore the fact that liberals (and their RINO allies) support the millions of illegal aliens who work for lower wages, live 20 to a house designed for four, who drive down the quality of life for working families, but who will become future democrats, and just forge ahead into banana republic status as fast as possible. Liberals who love higher gasoline prices (Obama: “I think that I would have preferred a gradual adjustment,” [in gas prices] but who worked 24/7 to keep us from drilling on 1000 acres out of a few million must be allowed to redefine the America Dream, i.e., paying higher taxes, dying as soon as you can, etc. The American Dream cannot involve big profits by evil CEOs and Big Business but are okay when liberals like the Clintons, Oprah, the Kennedys (via bootlegging and smuggling), Soros, Peter Lewis, Hollywood Limo-Libs, Dianne Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, etc, get them.
9. The US Military: Military force should never be used to advance national interests or when threatened by, say Islammofascists with nukes. Military force should only be used to cover, say, sexual misconduct in the Oval Office or to award big contracts from DOD to the companies your husband owns. (MILCON Feinstein). That’s okay. Better still, get rid of them, we don;t need them. The world loves us since we elected Barack.
10. The Environment: Only such genius scientists like Al Gore and Dennis Kucinich should have any say so on the matter. Only such intelligent pundits like Katy Kouric or Brian "The Bower" Williams should be able to comment on it. Anyone not believing in it is stupid and wrong. They have to shut up (see number one).