Posted by
GunnyG on Friday, May 09, 2008 5:23:37 AM
Just a short examination of the various liberal TOOLS in history, used by dictators, tyrants, and despots, and then tossed away like a used condom. Woodrow Wilson for example. A pacifist democrat (sorry for the redundancy) used by the French to crush the Germans, in return for his League of Morons and 14 Laughing Points, thus making sure that another 50 million or so would get to die in World War Two. Not to be outdone, FDR, his "Uncle Joe's" useful idiot, got played at Yalta even AFTER Churchill TOLD HIM that he was getting played, thus ensuring that MILLIONS in Eastern Europe got to enjoy life under Communism. From JFK at the Bay of Pigs to LBJ getting played by the entire Communist Bloc in Vietnam, liberals have proved ready access to our enemies as useful idiots, tools of the left!
Enter Jimmy the Dhimmi.
Jimmy the Dhimmi Carter made a liitle trip to visit Hamas, where he accomplished his mission of being a tool by embarrassing the USA, enabling MORE violence in his wake, aggravating the Israelis, and basically, accomplished about as much as the Democrat Congress he is, which is to say, nothing! Nope. Wait.The Gunny is in ERROR! This meeting was HISTORY my friends, since, as a liberal "tool" he embraced a terrorist leader by the name of Nasser Shaer! (Except without the kiss like Hillary did on Arafat's wife) Then the tool of dictator's everywhere bleated that HE had solved ALL of the problems in the M.E. to HIS satisfaction! And just a day or two later, a few dozen have been killed in the Gaza strip and Israel but Jimmy the Dhimmi got us "peace in our time!"
Even better is Saint Goreacle! This former Dhimmicrat VP is resting on his laurels after scamming MILLIONS of people by selling carbon credits and nabbing the gullible into believing that "globull warming" really DOES exist! The Inventor of the Internet will soon return to beat back the infidel defilers and heretics who claim that the temps have gone DOWN since 1998! While Saint Goreacle is a tool and a useful idiot (Chinese scammed him for nuke secrets and the Buddhists played him like an organ grinder's monkey for campaign contributions) he has been OUTDONE by the greatest lib tool in US history!
Bill Clinton. The self-serving boffer of fat interns is HERE TO STAY! Like Hanoi John Kerry who likes to remind us that he served in Vietnam, Bubba likes to remind US that he USED to be President, even IF he was Impeached! Making a fool and a spectacle of himself is NOTHING out of the ordinary for Bubba! No sir. Anyone who needs a definition of what the word "IS" really is, was BORN a fool!
By the way, THIS form of buffonery is TOTALLY and SOLELY a behavorial trait of the Leftists. Tools and Useful Idiots one and all. They are attention wh0res one and all and like circus clowns, REVEL in the attention they get from tyrants like Castro, who gets Jimmy the Dhimmi to kiss his a* like there is no tomorrow. Like Neville Chamberlain, Jimmy the Dhimmi has a LOVE for thugs, bending over for them as eagerly as a punk in the pokey! Jimmy the Dhimmi hangs out as a useful idiot, a willing tool, for guys like Chavez, like the yappy mutt in the cartoons of old did with the bulldog. Crapped on. P*ssed on. Stepped on. But always there to take it lying down and ask for seconds. The liberal "tools" are ready, willing, and MORE than able to bite the pillow for guys like Mumia, Tookie, the Black Panthers, Bill Ayers, Daniel Ortega, Castro, Chavez, Kim Il, etc, etc. It strokes their courtier egos to be the lapdog for thugs thinking, somehow, that it puts them over those of us who would rather DIE than live on bended knee. Liberals, great "tools" to be used and discarded.
Lets remember that it was Jimmy the Dhimmi who SINGLE-HANDLEDLY put the MAD MULLAHS in power in Iran after he betrayed the Shah and gave what radical Islam needed to start their Jihad against the West; that is, their own nation! This useful tool and mouthpiece of the Democrat Party aka the Jackass Party is ALSO the owner of events like:
1. Surrendering Nicaragua to the Sandinistas after Jimmy the Dhimmi REFUSED to assist replacing Somoza with a moderate group!
2. Surrendering Zimbabwe to Mugabe after Jimmy the Dhimmi "aided" arranging a "new" election that Mugabe was "assisted" to win!
The liberal's NUMBER ONE USEFUL IDIOT and broken tool has led to things like Khomeini's seizure of Iran in which MILLIONS have now died for one reason or another. The death of hundreds of Americans through terrorism. Ortega's takeover in Nicaragua managed to ensure that chaos, pain, and suffering REIGNED across Central America for over TWELVE YEARS and that communism had a real foothold there! Jimmy the Dhimmi was able to make SURE that 1000's of Nicaraguans were killed by the commies or forced to flee into the jungle and become Contras. And of course that socialist paradise in Zimbabwe, once the BREADBASKET of Africa, is now locked in famine, in which 100's are dying daily. Gee, thanks Jimmy.
All in all, liberalism IS the ideology of failure, pain, and suffering. From foreign policy, domestic policy (lowering taxes and spending), national security, security of our national secrets (Sandy Berger), etc, etc, liberals, the tools of the world, have failed miserably. Carter wants to restore his failed legacy and be the world's peacemaker and builder of crappy homes for the lazy and stupid in America. Saint Goreacle wants to enslave us for Gaia, and Bubba is out for more fat interns. But the greatest liberal tool in our history, Jimmy the Dhimmi, will continue to blame everyone for his vast number of HIS screwups, thus demonstrating that liberals NEVER mature mentally past 13 or so, always bleating, "It's not my fault, it's ______________ (insert name here) fault!" Then, they work overtime to make US pay for it, through bashing, higher taxes, or simply rampant stupidity on their part. They are, the Greatest Liberal Tools in our History and America would have been better off without them. But then again, without such pieces of human flotsam like Jimmy the Dhimmi, we'd have no yardstick with which to measure such great men like The Gipper.