Posted by
GunnyG© on Sunday, November 19, 2006 5:15:15 PM
First reports out of New York City today have Chelsea Clinton hobnobbing around the city with former First Snorkler of Bill's Tube Steak, Monica Lewinsky. Bill Clinton was busy working on trying to revise his bloated and corrupt legacy, giving a series of speeches at noted Leftist campuses across the nation, furthering the brainwashing of students too dumb to think for themselves. This picture was snapped by a VRWC plant at the speech, using new and improved Rovian technology.
"She's hanging around with WHO?" DOHHHHHHHHH!"
Hillary Clinton, not to be outdone by Bill, went on the rampage over the news. Our contacts at the VRWC HQ found her and submitted this photo. People around her inner circle state that Madam Hillary put out a "HIT" contract with her favorite killers, the Arkansas Mafia, with orders to end this friendship with a harpoon, oops, a bullet in her new enemy.
"I want her whacked like Vince got it!"
Lastly, today at the Bezerkely Liblarva vs Oakland Thugs football game, Chelsea Clinton was busy showing off what she had learned from her friendship with the Former First Snorkler.
I'M OPENNNNNNNNNNN!"
"CAN YOU HIT MY TONSILS?"